I’ve never felt so alive after reading these.

boss saying to come in and the employee saying to pay me overtime

worker sending a save the date for their quitting day

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post with a question about CEO work hours, and a humorous sarcastic response

worker sending a meme to quit

boss saying in 25 years they have never experienced something and getting it turned around on them

Handwritten note with a message to an employer about staff shortages and hardworking employees, graded B with humorous comments

worker pretending to quit graciously and then saying april fools

boss getting into an arguement about an employee being minutes late

ceo asking a question to the internet and getting roasted for it

Kermit the Frog meme used in an email discussing job termination due to no-shows

boss thinks an employee is bluffing about quitting and they actually do

boss says to come in and employee says shove that up your butt

boss saying to come in to someone on probation and them saying i am not going to jail for my job

boss saying to come in and receiving pushback leading to the person quitting and the boss backtracking

boss saying to come in at a certain time and then getting it turned back around on them

boss asking for a favor late at night and getting shut down

boss saying to come in and employee quitting

boss saying they've never changed a diaper and employee saying i'd be ashamed to say that

Text messages on a phone screen discussing someone's inability to handle additional work due to mental capacity

boss saying to come in and someone quitting and saying mail me my check

boss getting what they said when someone called out sick turned around on them

freelancer quitting and telling their boss to read their contract

boss saying to come in on a holiday and the worker saying they put in time and then quitting

boss threatening discipline and then the worker quitting

Screenshot of a text conversation with messages about scheduling conflicts and inability to meet at proposed times

A lava lamp with a screenshot of a text message conversation superimposed on it, expressing a worker's frustration with their boss

boss being told to eat butt