“Just because the deodorant says 48 hours doesnt mean you should challenge it.”
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that “loose” & “lose” be FUCKING Y’ALL ASS UP!
Im down bad right now pic.twitter.com/eqE2aXbBpm
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Oh youre a gay couple?
Why did no one tell me you could go to jury duty dressed for a yoga class?
Because my dumbass showed up like Im on an episode of Scandal.
Telling parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
TSA asked me if the durag was religious I said Lowkey
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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it doesnt mean you should challenge it
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Kamala right now:pic.twitter.com/37J9GgF4ZH
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British people when they see a drone:pic.twitter.com/ghQbel6tL5
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(taking backshots)hes…. right behind me isnt he
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This is what being in your 20s looks likepic.twitter.com/8l7JKLoC2e
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Theres a mirror in my parentss house that could give body dysmorphia to a dog
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The worst part about losing your best eater is knowing they aint lose they appetite
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Girl, Im watching the Olympics have some decency.
Me: I hate this escape room.Mom: Stop calling the family reunion that.
Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.
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Can you explain the gap in your resume?Sure are you familiar with not getting jobs?
You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry.
Laundry is always there for you.
I didnt answer his calls for 2 days after he told me that.
I hate opening IG n dem loud ass songs behind yall pictures attack me
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I feel like a single mother of three takingcare of myself
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Me going home after making a fool of myself in the clubpic.twitter.com/rnjBxb9vsh
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“Scariest movie ever"Me after watching said moviespic.twitter.com/aZ5mZNGyiP
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Why is everyone okay with the way Siobhan is pronounced?
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yall be ordering espresso martinis to be fancy bitch your breath fucken stank!
A toddler in their why phase makes you realize how little you know.
Joining a poly relationship and kicking the main one out
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Deleted TikTok this morning so now Im reading before bedpic.twitter.com/kOryBGOJUk
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Lets get a table outsideMe:pic.twitter.com/tiXm0O1H7h
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Just ordered a bloomin onion at Outback Steakhouse and my waiter said great choice, one hundred emoji
