“[It’s] the pumpkin spice latte for white guys.”

They, uhh, certainly did not hold back.

of bartenders:

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Two glasses of rum and cola with ice and lime wedges on a wooden board surrounded by fresh lime pieces

Order whatever you want, who cares!

We are cringe but we are free!!!!

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A copper mug filled with ice, topped with a lime wedge and a sprig of mint, sitting on a bar counter

A glass filled with ice and lime slices sits on a white surface with a lime wedge beside it. Shadows fall across the background

Three pints of Guinness on a table in a bar setting. No people are visible in the image

Two Pina Colada cocktails garnished with a cherry, pineapple slice, and leaf. One is in the foreground; the other is blurred in the background

Three shot glasses are lined up on a bar counter; two contain liquid, while one is empty. A lime wedge is placed next to the empty glass

A bottle of Absolut vodka, a can of Red Bull energy drink, and a glass with a mixed drink and ice, with a straw

Close-up of two frosty beer glasses filled with amber beer, sitting on a rustic wooden surface

Two people clinking wine glasses in a toast outdoors, each holding a glass of rosé wine

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky bottle next to a glass with ice cubes, against a glowing background

Absinthe being poured into a glass through a perforated spoon holding a sugar cube, with another glass and books in the background

A glass filled with ice and a lemon peel is being filled with liquid

Two filled champagne flutes with lemon peels, a metal shaker, a lemon, and a strainer on a table

A cocktail glass filled with a dark liquid, garnished with cherries, on a silver tray with a gold jigger and a beaker containing an orange drink with ice in the background

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Two strawberry daiquiris garnished with strawberries and banana slices, placed on a counter with a cocktail shaker and fresh strawberries in the background

Two tall glasses of iced tea with lemon wedges and striped straws, placed on a wooden table, with lemon slices in the background

Close-up of four Stella Artois beer bottles lined up, showcasing their labels with the brand's name prominently displayed

Tropical beach scene with a cocktail garnished with a mini umbrella, pineapple, and cherries in a glass, surrounded by coconuts, a white flower, and palm leaves

Close-up of a hand pouring white wine into one of three wine glasses on a countertop

Four bottles of different brands of liquor are displayed on a bar counter, each with a sample glass in front of them. The bar shelf in the background is lined with various bottles

Bartender pouring whiskey into a glass, with several filled whiskey glasses lined up on a bar counter

Two martini glasses with olives and a cocktail shaker in the background

A glass of cocktail with an ice cube and an orange peel garnish, placed on a wooden board