“Beef isn’t red meat, it’s BROWN.”
One day, he said he was going to the kitchen and making some scrambled eggs.
After about 20 minutes, we started to smell smoke.
He thought the eggs would just randomly scramble themselves."
‘Kevin’ unfortunately is a nurse responsible for the health of other people.
But seriously, has she never cooked beef from scratch to see it in its raw form?
I was so confused."
My grandma liked her bottled water at room temperature.
Then, the sitter would get more room-temperature bottles and replace the ones she had taken from the refrigerator. "
He argued with me and said, ‘This is how my mom always makes them.’
She insisted that ham came from a ham like chicken came from a chicken.
She was at a loss for words when asked to describe what the ‘ham’ animal looked like."
She told me this while eating a burger."
While driving cross country, they saw cows in a field.
He had to explain the perception of size close and far away."
He arrived at work one day with his uniform khakis covered in bleach spots.
Kevin was 24 and had graduated from a prestigious college."
I was completely perplexed.
I asked what made her think the patient had a false wrist?
She said that there was an armband on the patient that said this.
When I went and saw the patient, I saw that the wrist band said ‘FALL RISK.'"
Unfortunately, her glasses were 64-oz.
Double Big Gulp cups from 7-Eleven.
It took her less than a week to develop water intoxication with severe electrolyte imbalance.
During her recovery, she filled out a survey about her hospital stay.
She replied, ‘The Kentucky jelly’ and showed me where the nurses hid it.
Turns out she was putting KY lubricating jelly on her toast."
She wanted to know if a woman would be able to have kids after having one of those surgeries.
Kevin then proceeded to ask, ‘But where would the baby grow?’
This woman had previously given birth to more than one child.
Did she think they came from her actual stomach?
I was too confused to even make a run at answer her.
I ended the conversation by changing the subject to work stuff."
There are Kevins around every day.
The location I worked at had started selling money orders.
A Kevin walked in and wanted a $25 money order.
I asked them how they were going to pay for the money order.
Kevin said, ‘I just need a $25 money order.’
Kevin did not understand that money orders have to be paid for.
Kevin thought all you had to do was order the money and receive it."
No loaded weapons were allowed inside the building.
The weapon is now empty and safe.
If there were a live round it would fire ‘safely’ into the barrel of sand.
Lieutenant Kevin spent the remainder of the deployment carrying a stapler in his holster instead of a pistol.
Im 54 (F), 100 lbs.
Was walking my ball-loving 125-lb.
Ive got a really good arm.
My dog is attached to a leash around my hips.
I saw my life in that instant.
A car coming down the street saw the dog dragging me and honked to scare him.
