Note to self: hire an expert.

Spilled paint

A flooded bathroom with brown water up to the toilet seat

Text on image: "I have discovered the longest length of board I can fit in my car… apparently a hair shy of 10 feet!" Image shows a board through a car windshield

Wooden stairs in a basement with a text overlay: "My grandparents needed a new set of stairs to the basement. Being in their 90's, I offered my services free of charge. Love you MEE-mah-haha and PEE-pah-paw ?."

A wall with a rectangular hole exposing a white PVC pipe and a wooden stud. The pipe has red text and two screw holes

Partially painted room with electric outlets and a mirror. A smoke detector with a pull-cord hangs from the ceiling

A screwdriver in a floorboard

Polished stairs with caption, "I stained my bathroom stairs and completely forgot I'd have to, you know, go back upstairs"

Paint all over a carpeted staircase

A white outdoor table with leaf shadows and small debris scattered on the surface

Stacked flat-pack boxes leaning against a wall, possibly DIY furniture or materials for home improvement. No persons or text present

A large screen TV facedown on the floor

Person standing on a step with their head extending above the ceiling

Person accidentally drills a hole through their upstairs bathtub

Pink paint spilled on a self-checkout machine

Arrow pointing to mosquito sealed under epoxy on a countertop

Paint all over a room's walls and floor and chest of drawers

Kitchen cabinet that's fallen to the floor

Paint spilled all over stairs

A kitchen with a ceiling vent and a stove top circled below it

Person falling through a ceiling

A front door that doesn't fit into the space

Window blinds that don't fit the window

Wooden piece of awning goes right through the large ladder

Strips of tile used to make one square

Canopy isn't directly above a doorway

A top of a fridge just a tad higher than the wall above it, with the caption "My new fridge is an eighth of an inch too tall"

A tipped-over ladder seen from a roof, with text saying, "Oh no"

Freshly poured concrete with cat prints

Spilled sand from a wheelbarrow

Red paint spill on a light carpet and a black wall

A ceiling fan blocked by scaffolding

Misaligned doorknobs

Door opening onto the side of a flight of stairs

White paint on a wood floor in random paths, created by cat and a Roomba

Vent right behind a toilet tank

A very low stove hood below a cabinet

A light switch abutting a doorframe

Outlet half hidden behind a wall

Pipe emerging from a floorboard painted the same color as the floor and looking like a large penis

Wall and ceiling with large unpainted patches

Many holes in a wall looking for a stud

Roof hood that's connected to nothing; caption: "The job went to the lowest bidder"

A toilet bowl with the lid underneath the seat

A person's arm and hand are partially covered in green paint, with text stating, "Well, at least I wore gloves while painting."