4.We’ve all been there, buddy…

5.Who’s gonna tell her?

8.What’s good for the goose is…good for the goose, I guess?

How about eggs and prayers?

A social media post by Gerald discussing switching to Red Mill oats due to finding out Quaker Oats contains glyphosate; humorously speculates about reasons for low sex drive

“They’re eating the dogs…they’re eating the cats!”

H/T:r/BoomersBeingFoolsandr/oldpeoplefacebook

Text stating: "When I was a kid, we didn't have any fancy body wash. We all had to use the same bar of soap our dad washed his ass with. And if we swore, we got our mouths washed out with the same bar of soap."

Social media post with cartoon holding a birthday cake and text "I got diagnosed with chlamydia" on a blue background with balloons

Text reads: "I have been in the bathroom off and on since 10:00 pm! How can there be anything left!" Animated poop emojis surround the text

A cartoon of an elderly woman holding a flower with the text, "What is WAP? And how can I get one? Thanks in advance, Beryl," surrounded by floral designs

Facebook post: "The gang bang is a big lie, God created the universe."

Three social media posts, all stating, "Wait till they see my 80lb Dinosaur egg," with engagement options like Like, Comment, and Send

A comment mentioning political normalcy since 1981, questioning surprise, and stating fair treatment for all parties

Summary of a social media post describing a friend buying clothing from Goodwill that was soiled with feces. The post receives mixed reactions from users

A Facebook post reads, "Please, continue prayers for my Dad & The price of eggs $3.77 a dozen at Aldis right now." A comment below mentions buying eggs at the same price and offers prayers

A series of reviews for a restaurant, one of which humorously mentions relief from constipation after a visit. Other reviews praise the food, service, and atmosphere

Facebook post by Carolyn: "There is simply no way to have a conversation with demons." Reactions include one like, one laugh, one amazed, and one sad

Someone comments, "Someone needs to oversee the posts here, I don't appreciate seeing lady parts being advertised." Like, comment, and share buttons are visible

A Facebook post by Fred S asking for "Women's breast pictures." A comment responds, criticizing the post and suggesting visiting a different website

Facebook comment praising Keanu Reeves for his philanthropy and wishing other stars would donate to organizations

A Facebook post says: "What's on my mind is if you do I'm right behind you think about that cause can't and will without you think about it cause if you do I'm right there with you."

Donald J. Trump is sitting in a private jet surrounded by cats and ducks. He is holding a white cat on his lap