“Leftists hate you and your baby!”
4.And I really don’t see how the Presidenteatingice cream is news.
5.Fox Newsreally brought on Fabiotospeak about the Israel-Hamas war.
6.And Pauly D (yes, fromJersey Shore)tospeakabout inflation.
7.Remember when Fox Newsfell forthe “Birds are fake” satirist?
9.Did you know that leftistshate you and your baby?
10.I mean…“they” have always"wanted to control"how fast we drive?
That’s why we have speed limits?
you could’t make this crap up.
12.Once again:a real topicdiscussedon Fox News.
13.Apparentlyrainbow capitalismis"news," too.
“Which is rich coming from Fox News.
19.You guys, they’re on to us and our plotto brainwash childrenagainst capitalism viaThe Muppets.
20.And our plotinvolvingThe Lorax!!!
Quick, emergency Illuminati child-eating meeting at the pedophilic pizza parlor to discuss next steps!
22.Although, it seems FoxthinksSpongeBobactually has a “woke” agenda theyliterallysaid so.
23.You just gotta love that the “true spirit of Santa Claus” is news.
25.Oh lord.
Who is writingthesechyrons, and can we send them back to grade school?
26.This is justacomplete fabricationthat Fox later had to clarify wasnot true.
I truly think we’re living in an episode ofVeep.
