So when Reddit useru/Inevitable_Kick_5014asked: “Whats an unwritten rule in your household that would seem bizarre to outsiders?
over eight thousand people shared their unique “rules.”
Here’s some of them listed below.

Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
“Replacing the trash bag IS PART OF taking out the trash.”
u/WeirdBogWitch
“Sometimes, with my kids, I’ll ask: ‘Can I give you a tip?’

If they say ‘no,’ I leave it lie.
If they say ‘Yes,’ I’ll give them a tip.
u/pagingdoctorboy
3.

“This is at my mom’s place.
If you wear long-sleeved shirts, you are exempt from doing the dishes.”
“Winner of a board game is charged with putting said game away.”

u/cszack4_
“My family did this, too!
u/TrademarkHomy
5. u/TheEggieQueen
7.
The cat must not be disturbed.”

u/Shytemagnet
“My family would be covered in bruises.
I’d likely be in jail.”
u/GarlicAndSapphire
9.

“The loud noise and Im ok rules.
“So growing up, there were the ‘better’ seats in the living room.
And if you had one and got up, someone would likely grab it.

So now we say, ‘X Save No Erase.’
And to this day, its just a very natural thing to do/say when we are together.”
“It has also been passed on to the youngest generation.

But oddly, we only do it at my mom’s house.
And we have longtime friends who even do it when they come over.
I know it is funny, especially to outsiders.

But it seems just so natural to all of us now that we hardly even notice we do it.
Here we are, well into adulthood.
At this point, its more of a game.”

u/Traditional_Age_6299
11.
And then we blame it on the baby.”
“My wife and I have a ‘validation kiss.’

Our daughters love it.”
u/Entire-Joke4162
13.
“Have you found the body?
My sister, mother, grandmother, aunt, and myself are avid readers.
Our guilty pleasure is detective novels.
We often get them gifted by each other and others, buy them or trade them among ourselves.
We have polished off the rules during the years:”
14.
“Bandit, our aged Great Dane, gets the cushion on the far right of the orange couch.
There are no exceptions, and no asking him to move; thats his spot.”
u/austingt316
15.
“Either my wife or I can do any chore when noticed.
We thank each other for routine chores as we appreciate each other.”
“No big light.”
u/labyrinthofbananas
“This is my wifes thing and not because the big light is too bright.
She doesnt like the way it lights the room.”
u/battlerazzle01
17.
“Wash your hands upon getting home.
The outside world be nasty.”
“When youre sitting down, and youve misplaced something small (phone, remote control, etc.
u/raccoonhippopotamus
19.
It keeps the peace and provides nightly entertainment.”
u/magicunicornhandler
21.
“Cooks dont clean.”