“When he puts on his shoes, he does sock-shoe-sock-shoe.”
Ranging from WTF to pretty hilarious, here are some of the best responses:
1.
“My wife microwaves lettuce.
Like, when she eats a salad at home, she ‘warms up’ the lettuce.
Imagine if you cut off one of your feet and left it to rot for about a week.
That’s what hot lettuce smells like.”
“My husband occasionally talks in his sleep and will also laugh like a little girl in his sleep.
It absolutely cracks me up and creeps me out at the same time.”
u/Putyourmoneyonme80
3.
“I don’t know how weird this is, but my boyfriend constantly talks to himself.
He also gives voices to our pets two cats and a dog.
Each pet has a distinct voice and accent.
Some of them have catchphrases.
It’s hilarious and adorable because he’s literally just talking to himself.
Sometimes, I catch myself doing it now, too.”
He then takes his clothes off again to shower.
I will never understand it."
u/Altruistic-Notice707
5.
“She never, ever, ever eats the last bite of anything.
She’ll always leave a bite of whatever meal she’s eating on her place.
She’ll never take the last peanut; I’ve never seen her finish a can of Pringles.
The upside for me, though, is I get the last of everything.”
“He lays on the floor to decompress, which isn’t too bizarre.
But he lies down in weird spots and occasionally accidentally scares the shit out of me.
I just saw his legs on the ground sticking out from the closet.
Another time, I couldn’t find him anywhere in the house and started freaking out.
But he was lying on the back deck on his belly, talking to the skunk that lives underneath.
So, what I saw was a man sprawled on the deck in the dark.
It scared me silly.”
u/smallwren7558
7.
“He always finds random objects around the house to make into a ‘hat’ for me.
u/the_crystal_temps
9.
“He eats minced garlic out of the jar with a fork.
I’m just glad he’s not a vampire.”
“He does this loud chicken noise (likebaw-kak!)
just randomly and anywhere.
It’s never been inappropriate, but it’s always surprising, and I laugh every freaking time.”
u/supakitteh
11.
“My partner eats bowls of cereal dry no milk, ever.
He’s taught our kids to do the same.”
I’ve accepted my little demon.”
u/Jewish_Keebler
13.
Then, he accuses me of doing something with them.
As if I would do anything with his stupid socks."
“Anything that could go or fit on top of something else is called a ‘hat.’
There are no lids, covers, toppers, or caps just hats.
We have a top-loader freezer, and she doesn’t say, ‘wrap up the lid.’
She says, ‘Put the freezer back hat back on.’
No, bottle hats.
Does the pot of boiling water have a lid on it?
Nope, it has a hat.
take another crack; it’s a hat.
There are hats and only hats.
She’s aware that it’s goofy, though.”
u/WatchTheBoom
15.
“When he puts on his shoes, he does sock-shoe-sock-shoe.
Like a weirdo.”
“She pulls wax out of her ear with a bobby pin.
She properly shoves the pin down in there and spins it around.
I’ve told her it’s dangerous, but she won’t listen.”
u/Quiet-Phantasm
17.
I catch her doing it sometimes; I fear I am some weird experiment to her."
“My partner moans with pleasure when he pees.
Four years in nope, he just loves peeing so much that he moans with pleasure.
My wife, on the other hand, hid her farts from me for years until recently.
I love her.”
