“I recently saw a TikToker put one up and I swear I nearly threw up.”
These were the best ones.
Why would anyone build a doorless bathroom, much less in a bedroom?
‘Why do I always have pink eye?’
That’s because poop and mold are on your pillows, Brittany.
Who thinks of this stuff?!"
Anonymous, 36, Indiana
3.
“Built-in appliances are definitely dumb.
“‘Agreeable gray’ everything.
It looked like wet cardboard.
It also took four or five coats of primer to cover up.
We now call all that class of colors ‘grievous griege.'”
LastMangoInParis
5.
“One trend I cannot stand is putting gigantic houses on itty bitty-sized lots.
Every time you use those awful doorless showers, the entire bathroom gets soaked.”
Anonymous
7.
“Pillows, pillows, and more pillows!
Big pillows, bright pillows, itsy-bitsy pillows.
They look pretty when arranged perfectly on a bed.
The problem is most of the time, they end up jumbled or thrown on a chair.”
“Huge master bedrooms and bathrooms that minimize the number of bedrooms (or rooms) possible.
ropre
9. hey, for the love of aesthetics, stop creating this atrocity!”
“Why are they designing homes where you have to walk through the bathroom to get to the closet?
What if someone is using it when I want to get dressed?”
“Two-tone kitchen cabinetry.
“Those huge bowl sinks set on top of vanities or counters.
I call them above-ground sinks.”
Michelle
13.
They create about 30 square feet of nearly unreachable space that needs frequent cleaning.”
“No mud rooms or small entryways in favor of larger living spaces.
Being in the Midwest, it can get wet and muddy as seasons change.
Anonymous, Minnesota, 25
15.
“Kitchen sinks in a center island.
Not everything goes in the dishwasher.
So where do all the dirty items go until they get washed?
And where do they air dry?
Right on display in the center island.
I also saw an island stove with a pot filler sticking straight up from the counter.
What an eyesore!”
“Dont get me started with the ridiculous trend of not having stair banisters at home or anywhere else.
Its a lawsuit waiting to happen.”
sofiesfair2015
17.
How old is the water in those pipes that you’re just about to put in your cooking?
It’s not like it gets used every day and the water is fresh.”
“Those kitchen cabinets that reach the ceiling are a waste of money.
Nobody can reach the top shelf unless they’re pro basketball players.
Just enclose the space over the cabinets if you don’t want an open space.
It’s a lot cheaper.”
ymnpggx
19.
“I hate my fake balcony so much.
Like, why?!
They’re just big, sliding glass doors to nowhere.
I see them all over Arlington now!”
“All the DIY paneling.
Sticking wooden bits onto the wall to make it look like a period property is weird.”
“Any room or place I see with barn doors becomes instantly tacky to me.
You got a multi-million dollar home?
You have barn doors inside?
Trash…”
