“Tom Hardy was the only redeeming aspect of that slothful mess.”

I’m happy to admit that long movies aren’t for me.

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SpongeBob SquarePants lounges in a padded chair, smiling contentedly inside his pineapple house

Anne Hathaway in a spacesuit onboard a spacecraft from a scene in the movie "Interstellar." Another astronaut is seen in the background

Leonardo DiCaprio in a brown leather jacket and Brad Pitt in a denim jacket, talking in front of vintage cars on a movie set

Channing Tatum and Adam Driver sit together in a serious scene from a movie, with a "Visitor" badge on Tatum's camo shirt and "Keep Hands Visible" sign in the background

Margot Robbie in a red plunging dress and Diego Calva in a black tuxedo, appearing in a scene from a movie

Leonardo DiCaprio, with a frostbitten beard and bloodied face, gazes upward in a snowy, forested setting from the movie "The Revenant."

Stephen Boyd and Charlton Heston in a scene from the movie "Ben-Hur," dressed in Roman-style attire and holding a cup together

Leonardo DiCaprio, in a suit and cowboy hat, embraces Lily Gladstone, in casual attire, as they stand next to a glass door

Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya in a close-up scene from the movie "Dune," with intense expressions and wearing desert attire

Actors portray a dramatic scene in vintage attire on a retro TV set in "Winning Time." An older gentleman sits in the background, observing the situation

Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson, and Karen Gillan, in adventurer costumes, stand together in a desert scene from the movie "Jumanji: The Next Level."

Hugh Jackman in a white suit and Nicole Kidman in an elegant dress, both laughing and dancing in the rain amidst a bustling street scene

Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins holding the One Ring on a chain in a scene from "The Lord of the Rings" film series

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in a scene from the movie Titanic. They are closely looking at a drawing together

Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Ray Romano in business suits, look upwards on a rooftop in a scene from a movie

Dwarves Dwalin, Bofur, and Thorin Oakenshield stand with Bilbo Baggins in a scene from "The Hobbit." They are conversing, and one dwarf holds a plate of food