“I cant promise I wont cheat on you with her.'
Here are some of the best/worst responses:
1.
Vercetti1701
2. throw123454321purple
3.
I saw them couple of years later walking hand in hand, good for them.”
FeyreMorr
4.
The way they said it, so seriously, made me realise they probably wouldnt handle disagreements well.
Big red flag."
dinonuggies2003
5.
“‘Can you buy me some gift cards so my kids stay quiet’.”
roofcutter650
6.
“He pointed to another woman at the bar and said she was his ex.
But she happened to be my lesbian roommate.”
poaisjdpfoiajspdoifj
7.
“He started asking weird questions, like ‘what fabric would you choose to recover a patio set?’
And things like that.
It turned out he was interviewing me for the role of wife.
“I needed to also find a cause to volunteer for.
These all told with a straight face.
I told him it was time to go and we could talk later.
SexyVinci
8.
‘Im an Alpha.’
Stunning_Key_7068
9.
SereneWavexx
10.
I move fast, so if youre not down with that then this might not work.'
I was, in fact, not down with that.”
OldBrokeGrouch
11.
‘I’m not sure why I’m here.
Good luck with that, I’m out.”
aelios
12.
“‘My parents have already made up the spare room for you.
You should come and stay for the weekend’.”
ethereal_galaxias
13.
‘Im a vampire’.
findommeveronica
14.
“‘You’re almost the perfect person.
He said this as a very sincere compliment.
He was oblivious to why I didn’t want a second date with him.”
Rough-Net8227
15.
“‘I don’t really connect with people that read a lot.
Red flag”
Sufficient-Berry-827
16.
“‘I love you’.
After a single date.”
faustarp1000
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