Wouldnt it be funny if I went to Uganda?
Ive always wanted to know where rappers come from.
Here’s the quote: “People think I’m goofy.
I don’t have that wholeAngelina Jolieair to me.
I wish that I did, and that’s an insecurity of mine.
Some days, I wake up, and I’m like ‘Oh, I look good today!’
And some days, I wake up and feel like I look like a tranny.”
When the interviewer asked, “Do Black women throw themselves at you?”
Mayer replied, “I don’t think I open myself to it.
My dick is sort of like a white supremacist.
I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock.
I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
She’s so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."
The joke actuallywonat the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
11.One moretweet in 2013, Steve Martin tweeted, asking fans to send in grammar questions.
Is this how you spell lasonia?
someone asked, and Martin replied, It depends.
Are you in an African-American neighborhood or at an Italian restaurant.
Maybe you know some people who fall in that category.
I know I do."
But she’s retarded, too."
15.She’s alsomade remarksdisparaging Black men.
You think that somehow unifies you in some philosophical way.
But ultimately it doesnt.
Because Ive found that being a strong female is actually more frightening to the Black men that Ive dated.
It took me a really long time to accept that.
Ive never actually said that to anybody, but its true and I think its a cultural thing."
She continued to say it wouldn’t be the same if she was a Black woman.
Because of their age.
Only females, though.
So in that respect, we still live in a very sexist society.
But my age anybody and everybody would say something degrading to me."
I date the Blacks, I date the Mexicans.
I date ‘em all for comedy.
you’re free to’t buy that kind of gold.
Having sex with a guy once is worth it.
Oh yeah, because he married a f***ing lunatic, thats why."
##sorrycouldnthelpmyself."
Pax and Maddox were adopted from Vietnam and Cambodia, respectively.
22.In her bookAre You There, Vodka?
The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo son, Maddox.
I sat staring at the photo, wondering why this little guy looks so pissed off in every picture.
Hes probably like, ‘When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?"
So my question would be: Do you think hell talk loud in movie theaters?"
Ive always wanted to know where rappers come from.
27.Later, in 2011, Osbournespoke aboutAguilera gaining weight.
“Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be.
I don’t know.
She was a c**t to me.
…She called me fat for so many f***ing years, so you know what?
F**k you!
You’re fat too.”
In the clip, shetolda story onThe Jonathan Ross Showabout going to Chili’s while filmingLooperin the US.
