“I am actually so sorry but I thought all day that Jay Slater was a character from Eastenders.
Center Parcs locking forcing ppl to stay inside their cabins when the Queen diedhttps://t.co/tTpXqcYQCz
4.
“What’s the charge?!
Eating a toddler?!
A succulent Scottish toddler?!
“https://t.co/rxHX8ijFLbpic.twitter.com/ltN1kVsfnA
5.
Sold one of my leopard print coats on Vinted.
Never felt more shamed in my life pic.twitter.com/uGL5JJ8lfm
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A short story about a packet of prawn cocktail crispspic.twitter.com/jYKlPMjBrq
10.
Lads after using thishttps://t.co/DUeczOy7ACpic.twitter.com/c4E0nyK06r
14.
Did a wolf write thishttps://t.co/6JVdcPmhSq
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I hope this email doesnt find you deadhttps://t.co/2F7ACiA1kt
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I bet you 1000 youll never own a house.pic.twitter.com/QpWTS9VCoP
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Sent a joke to my work crush over Teams and I heard her audibly laugh from her desk.
This is what cocaine feels like.
Changing at Highbury and Islington from the Victoria line to the Mens Mental Health line
21.
Divorced lineBeheaded lineDied lineDivorced lineBeheaded lineSurvived linehttps://t.co/0pqgI0pPeh
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Of course I’m familiar with The Tortured Poets Department!pic.twitter.com/L6kP8mEKzc
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What is the temperature in that roompic.twitter.com/TukXuvN75n
31.
Its crazy that XFactor had an over 25 category.
I remember Eat Out to Help Out the way people remember Summer 2016https://t.co/NwFz3wncog
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If I see you with a Lenovo Thinkpad I already know you have zero work-life balance.
Remember when we used to dedicate an entire album on Facebook to a night out?
Used to be you could wash your pots and pans immediately after use and be done with it.
But you might’t anymore.
Because of soak
40.
Back in your da’s local after your 1st year away at unipic.twitter.com/CRDjM2f0EB
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Platty joobs, cozzie livs and now genny lec?
as much as I complain, i love this country and Im never leaving
42.
Lady Bridgerton taking care of her 7 kids but couldnt collect Tracy Beaker from the dumping ground???
Me as a young boy to my father:https://t.co/R8p6QViPJe
44.
Big Dave Batista is starting to look like that bloke in the caravan from Goggleboxpic.twitter.com/3gdj7JQwum
46.
Tupperware after you put pasta in it oncepic.twitter.com/hZW3PkvMSW
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Did Brooklyn Beckham take this photohttps://t.co/iQXCdY2rA3
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Ant McPartlin eating a curry:https://t.co/at8G86rmQR
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I am actually so sorry but I thought all day that Jay Slater was a character from Eastenders.
I kept thinking god there must be a big storyline going on atm
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Southgates notes during the match have been leakedpic.twitter.com/tTHl7OOyrB
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