Every one of these people should’ve thought a little longer before hitting “send.”
1.What…what did they think the question was?
2.Clearly they didn’t consent to having a brain either.
“Learn biology.”
4.Unfortunately for this person, an evil clown will now haunt them.
5.They’re to distract from the WHAT now?
“Captain Matt” is sending me.
8.Oh, well, if that’s what the Army says.
9.Should’ve done a better job with that self education, I guess.
11.It’s true, some people ARE idiots.
13.Ah yes, the famously politically conservative band Rage Against the Machine.
14.The spelling of “Port o' Rico” just knocked me unconscious.
15.Remember when all those celebs sang “Magine” by John Lennon?
16.I mean, technically they’re correct that it’s a fluid that comes from your body.
17.Were…were they thinking of Rushmore?
20.Absolutely love this idea, because it would mean that Nikola Tesla also owns Twitter.
21.Humans are carrots.
22.Somehow, they were both wrong.
23.Wait until this person hears about pickled onions, their head will explode.
24.I love the implication here that rats magically become mice when they go inside.
25.A moment of silence for anyone who ends up being this person’s sexual partner.
26.We need better sex ed, and we need it now.
29.It is a direction…that often indicates the location of a country.
30.Just spitballing here, but could it be because we eradicated it through the use of vaccines?
31.I think we just found someone that thinks microscopes are fake?
32.This one’s great.
Simple, to-the-point, and completely wrong.
33.Now I wanna know what this person thinks continents are.
35.Imagine thinking that TWENTY-ONE THOUSAND people were being killed by chihuahuas each year.
36.Pro tip: don’t argue with a bot.
38.Fun fact: they are not!
40.This person got a series of texts from an acquaintance warning them about the emergency alert test.
Thankfully, we did not all become zombies.
42.Wow, I didn’t know it was that simple!
43.If you find yourself losing an argument, just cry-laugh-emoji your way out of it.
44.The average TikTok commenter, ladies and gentlemen.
45.Sometimes, Twitter reader context can be fun.
49.Try being even more condescending next time, it’s hilarious.
50.And finally, one more person confused by the entire concept of milk.
