At least she’s trying to be relatable with that unmade bed.
The NYC real estate market is one of thebestin the country!
This is an actual NYC apartment listing I just saw.
Yes, thats the whole place.pic.twitter.com/vYVuav44hp
We’re talkinggorgeouskitchens.
Stumbled upon a gem of an NYC apartment listing tonightpic.twitter.com/x3cCZnmXmb
Lovelybackyard spaces.
When the NYC apartment listing says outdoor space included:pic.twitter.com/nknWDBd7Jy
Andunforgettablebathrooms.
NYC apartment hunting… do you turn the shower on with those knobs next to the diagonal toilet..?
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It’sjustlike the TV showFriends.
I’m obviously kidding, it’s bleak as hell.
Let’s break this down.
That wood is probably reclaimed from an 1820s shipwreck.
That marble bathtub is probably from ancient Greece.
And she has a hallway!
A hallway in NYC!!
The luxury of it all!
The only thing I can relate to is that unmade bed.
Either way, she better drop the house tour soon.
