I feel like I’ve lived several lifetimes in the past three months, but here we are.

Let’s look back on the longest/shortest summer ever.

Here are the tweets that got me through:

1.

Could really go for one of these bad boys right now.

Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though.

The wood is half the flavor.pic.twitter.com/2c71tDAi1D

2.

Saw my first Cybertruck in the wildpic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx

3.

mmm rantch pic.twitter.com/fNnxEs9p3j

4.

Well this Peacock graphic for Pride is…certainly a choicepic.twitter.com/0GSpp4MT3E

5.

Good on you, kiddo.

Keep going.pic.twitter.com/6yrEDRYO3b

6.

when i text interesting this how i be lookingpic.twitter.com/gPVrzFazsl

7.

Googled Why am I ashamed to desire anything?

and then remembered I was raised Catholic and closed the tab

8.

Bigfoot is real and he mentioned me on Facebookpic.twitter.com/yxJUi66Xml

17.

The Cybertruck after one week in Chicagopic.twitter.com/3SHiZ26Yik

22.

!pic.twitter.com/8ZfkKlpkm8

30.

The only two genders I recognizepic.twitter.com/VubZYYachZ

31.

What if we kissed in the accordion part of the bushttps://t.co/p08nmPj9qW

36.

Hes their Regina Georgehttps://t.co/S8qpFfZuOT

40.

timelesspic.twitter.com/4zCauyAduo

41.

They got the vegas ball.

We lost.pic.twitter.com/0EskhDXYxD

42.

US Map according to a Sri Lankan news channelpic.twitter.com/1CkRhxoJ5S

43.

Im going to take a nap for half an hourMe 6 hours later:pic.twitter.com/QS6MPtfsjB

44.

The two genderspic.twitter.com/evm4C1zWRH

45.

pic.twitter.com/WclBDZGgsa

46. ?

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47.

There hasnt been 24 hours of peace in this country since 2019.

Jesus take the wheel.

48.

indian news channels at it again pic.twitter.com/eqrh5n2Pkp

49.

I can’t believe we used to pay for ringtones.

If my phone rang now, I’d take a hammer to it.

What’s inside there.

The money???

The morning after JD Vance crashes on your couchpic.twitter.com/8MBxC0a8Lw

54.

So Trump is a sexual predator, and Vance is a sectional predator?

They had to use AI to create an image of Donald Trump praying.https://t.co/zOt7NCkEgO

56.

Thinkin about wearing this to a Trump rallypic.twitter.com/lZiQVJJcHq

57.

omg gender reveal, its french!!

!#OlympicGames#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com/3mZs2HFYvx

58.

This#OpeningCeremonyhas everything.

A woman dressed as a croissant.

Italian Eminem#Paris2024pic.twitter.com/aDYbk006LZ

67.

Me the second Simone Biles Suni Lee or Katie Ledecky are on my televisionpic.twitter.com/yc8qWWEwVL

68.

This is the flag of Massachusettspic.twitter.com/nyEZeV2xkA

69.

Republicans looking at the size of Kamala’s rally in Atlantapic.twitter.com/79jIHcSgJR

70.

That back tooch???

No babe I like yours… you actually have a huge advantage at pole vaulting

73.

Tim Walz says I hated it to every single waitress who comes to take his empty plate away.

79.

the nationalism leaving my body after the olympicspic.twitter.com/krMwOLnJDM

80.

OJ White Bronco chase highways should be the Opening Ceremony route for LA 2028.

We went from August 1st to Aug 15th in just 5 mins.

Itll be Christmas in a few hrs

85.

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Cokepic.twitter.com/5ywWpnGgcI

89.

Passwords leaving my memory as soon as I create them:pic.twitter.com/nBLAceER78

90.

The DNC is just Coachella for Poli-Sci majors

91.

“They fell for that Beyonce rumor we planted Joe"pic.twitter.com/bwURAWkkFe

92.

Maybe the surprise guest was the friends we made along the way

93.

But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes!Which is it Tim?

Do you gotta head out or not??

99.And lastly:

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happenedhttps://t.co/0bvvp4lo5Rpic.twitter.com/Xd5o9UvM6z