Well…the math is mathing on these.
Yes, I am a geriatric millennial!
For example, the movieCluelesswas released closer to the moon landing than today.
“The age of music is starting to bother me.
“That ’70s Showwould beThat ’00s Showand take place in 2001.
It’s been 25 years since it premiered.”
“The teens inDazed and Confusedwould be partying in 2007.”
“I’ve seen the transition from video tapes to DVDs to Blu-ray to streaming.”
“My wife had a music awards program on.
“I saw my first ‘What is 9/11?’
Prepare yourself, it will only get more common.”
“I teach high school seniors.
Im now teaching kids who werent born when 9/11 happened.
To them, 9/11 is like the Vietnam War to me.
Just something in the history books.”
“I was born in ‘72.
For me 20 years ago is always the 1960s and 40 years ago was WWII.
My own grandfather was born in 1915.”
“I hear ’90s music on ‘classic rock’ radio stations now.”
“Songs that were released when I graduated high school are already being bastardized into prescription pill jingles.
I’m 29.”
“ThatHome Alonecame out 33 years ago.”
“Toy Storywas in cinemas 28 years ago, and I went to see it.”
“Frozencame out 10 years ago.
My cousin was born afterFrozencame out.
Its gonna be an old movie for her.”
“My teenage son likes some of Fall Out Boy’s ‘early’ music.
You know, from their 2005 album.
He asked me if I remembered those ‘old’ songs.
I think I’m still wearing some clothes that I owned in 2005.”
“I was a substitute teacher.
It was an excellent question, but damn I’m old.”
“The Nintendo 64 release was closer to the moon landing than to today.”
“That 2015 was nine years ago.”
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