The internet has never been more hydrated.

Now, it’s time we enter a new cucumber era.

Also, his signature?

Logan holds a cucumber in one hand and a plastic container in the other

A quart-sized plastic deli container and a mandoline to slice an entire cucumber easily.

Oh, and MSG (obviously).

Most notably, TikToker Jackson Dean went viral after slicing his finger while filming acucumber video.

TikToker Cassy Yeung holds a spiral-cut cucumber on a stick over a glass dish with marinade. Text: "make these for your next side dish they are so impressive."

Kicking it off with the cucumber that started it all: Logan’s OG recipe.

One thing I don’t have a shortage of, however, is deli containers.

So, after slicing my cucumber, I added all of it to my quart container.

Logan in a kitchen shaking a container of cucumbers. Comment below reads, "every time i think 'no way he can shake that all up' and then u do every time"

Shockingly, it did all fit (with a decent amount of room left).

Lastly, add in some grated or very finely minced garlic and scallions.

It was at this point that I realized I had forgotten the sesame seeds.

side by side images of Logan and Meredith Hayden (aka Wishbone Kitchen) making cucumber salad in a kitchen

(Don’t worry, I added them after!)

And that’s it!

Very much a 10/10 experience.

Various cooking ingredients including granulated sugar, soy sauce, sesame seeds, fish sauce, MSG, sesame oil, a cucumber, and green onion on a wood board

(It was still delicious, just with a slightly runny texture!)

At this point, I was already skeptical that all these ingredients would mix easily.

The last step was just adding the seasonings.

Three images showing sliced cucumbers in a plastic container being drizzled with soy sauce, fish sauce, and sesame oil

Will it replace my lox bagels?

No, but it did replicate the flavor really, really well.

  • My biggest recommendation would be to really chop/slice everything finely so you get something in every bite.

A hand holds a plastic container filled with sliced cucumbers, herbs, and liquid against a rustic brick wall

In fact…

…that’s exactly what I ended up doing for lunch that day.

So, if you’re keeping track, that’s two whole cucumbers I’d eaten at this point.

Logan also hasa similar recipewith feta and honey, but this one just slightly veers away from it.

Chopsticks holding a sesame-covered cucumber slice above a container of cucumber salad. The bowl rests on a wooden surface

Then throw in your dill.

I have a similar relationship with dill as I do with capers: More.

I freakin' love dill, but, of course, do what works best foryourtastes.

Various food items on a table, including avocado, cucumber, red onion, cream cheese, smoked salmon, capers, sesame seasoning, and MSG

Then crumble your feta right on top.

I won’t lie: I almost cheated and used a bowl, but I promise I didn’t.

Meredith knew what she was doing here.

A plastic container contains avocado, red onion, capers, sesame seeds, and smoked salmon

Also, raw shallots over raw red onion any day; they gave everything a nice bite without beingtoopungent.

I’d also recommend a little spice if that’s your thing (I’ve been adding sriracha).

Until then, happy cucumber-ing (and hey be very mindful, very demure with those mandolines).

Bowl of salad with cucumber slices and chopped salmon, being picked up with wooden chopsticks

Two slices of bagel topped with cucumber slices, salmon, red onions, and cream cheese on a plate

A cucumber, a lemon, a shallot, dill, a block of feta cheese, and a bottle of extra virgin olive oil on a cutting board

Plastic container filled with crumbled feta cheese, placed on a wooden cutting board

Slices of cucumber in a creamy, likely dill-flavored dressing, held by chopsticks over a container, placed on a wooden surface

A woman in a grey top is using chopsticks to eat pickled cucumbers from a large container in a kitchen