I think I’m going to have to pass on buying that, thank you.

Assorted old toilets displayed outdoors for sale, labeled as "Antique Toilet Collection" for $200

A disgusting couch with many stains, for sale at $665

A plate of lasagna with a bare foot next to it for sale for $15

Person holding a rare "straight cheese curl" with a humorous price tag of $200 listed as a rare item for sale

Sale post for "Coasters/cornsters" at $25 featuring popcorn kernel coasters and a large jug

Person selling one running shoe, misidentified as a left shoe, for $30

Microwave on wooden steps, cord chewed off by a dog; text states a kid microwaved a phone in it and it's for sale for $20

A "rare banana" with writing on it is labeled as signed by Thomas Edison, with a price of $120

Baby doll leg for $300

Whimsical rock art resembling mouths with teeth for sale, grouped on concrete, with a plant pot behind

About 4,000 loose pennies for sale for $200

Image of a hand holding a thin, elongated crystal-like object; a social media sale post for "lettuce shaped like Nike sign" at $5,000, humor implied

Ad for 15 real pumpkin stems for sale for $5, available for pickup in South Grafton, displayed on a dark surface

Antique rocking baby cradle for sale, labeled as "Victorian Baby Yeet Machine," price listed at $300

A grill made out of a metal fold-up chair with tortillas on it and a flame underneath, for sale for $275

Bag of CVS floss picks being sold for $5

Ring selling for $200 with note, "Anyone want this stupid ring from this dumb mofo"

"Boxed beans" inside an open Band-Aid box, displayed humorously for sale at $50, with a text message inquiry about availability

A combination toilet and sink fixture, labeled "Jailhouse shitter and sink," displayed on a gravel surface

Chicken tender resembling a human figure next to fries on checkered paper, for $55,682

Raw peeled and deveined shrimp on the floor for sale, alongside wooden armoires and storage chests and a bedside bar

A lawn mower for $40, covered in grass rests in a snowy yard; caption jokes about not used this year but it worked last year

"Will you marry me?" sign on a bed with petals, for sale for $75

Sectional couch with cat pee stains — "free"

Vintage jean boots for sale for $20

Cheeto "shaped like male genital penis rare dong balls" selling for $999, with free shipping

Text in image: "I have corndags for sale: $5 corndags, 2 for $11 or 5 for $50 / San Angelo, TX / Corndag fundraiser." Picture shows numerous corn dogs in a bathtub

Simon the chipmunk statue selling for $2,000

Marketplace ad selling a sectional couch reading "Corn or sofa," selling for 70 pounds

Bible for sale for $20,000 in Savannah, Georgia, signed by Jesus with "Nick, Keep on truckin', love, Jesus"

Dirty, stained baby chair walker selling for $5

Painting of Jesus eating a hot dog "with all the fixins," which painter is selling for no less than $500

Tiny rock being sold as a fossil for $800, down from $1,000

A scary french fries Hardee's mascot from the '70s/'80s for $2,000

King-size bed with a mattress with a huge body-size brown mark selling for $270, down from $300

Christmas translucent spaghetti ornaments sealed with epoxy and for sale for $5

Gym bench press for sale for $200 with notice saying "Wait bitch" instead of "weight bench"

A $99 hornet's nest

Big potato chip selling for $50

iPod Classic with shattered screen for sale with message saying it's functional and will be cleaned before being shipped

Long McDonald's receipt roll on a bed; a sale listing for $300, humorous intent

Screen capture of a marketplace listing showing off-color, uneven chocolate-covered strawberries on a plate with price ($25) and shipping ($5) details

Large hornet's nest inside a white plastic basket for sale for $125, originally $165, displayed on an online marketplace

Very roughly constructed wooden dog bowl holder on sale for $10

A screenshot of a social media sale post showing uncooked "old bacon" on sale for 6 pounds, with a humorous caption about not being able to deliver it due to being under house arrest

Ugly mirror with foam around it for sale for $20, originally $40

Hand holding a partially eaten sandwich, shown in a car, with a sales listing for "Barely Used Chicken Sandwich" at $11

Image shows a pickup truck bed filled with numerous cans of Nalley Valley Chili for sale; text indicates a bulk sale offer of $300 for $2,400 worth of chili to empty the truck

Full moon featured above a "For Sale or Trade / $5,000" note, with a humorous message inquiring about whether it's still available