Before we head into September, let’s have one last laugh at the funniest tweets from August.
I stepped on a couple of leaves this morning and they crunched!
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Guess Ill have to:https://t.co/WTbv8jZkTMpic.twitter.com/kCOGGMAJbK
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Anything for democracy I guess…https://t.co/sy3ksy1DbR
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Fuck you too!!
That’s why you getting ate first pic.twitter.com/KythZTWt3r
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Now, hold up, heifer.pic.twitter.com/qgdMMsdlGr
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If I were Jordan Chiles n nem Id tell the Olympics my Momma got the Medal now.
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Today I went to the bank and asked if they had an atm.
The guy said they had a drive thru.
I said oh I walked here.
He said thats fine.
I had to wait in line behind a car like this
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American culture funny asl mfs really say how you doing and walk off
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when the waiter brings out the fajitaspic.twitter.com/6b30ftHVbJ
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Closed captioning could not handle Pete Buttigieg saying his own last namepic.twitter.com/E5EVyJadeJ
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Visiting Italy so beautiful.
where did they go
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Never losing my airpods againpic.twitter.com/MXmDr4WcOu
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I feel like this was fatepic.twitter.com/uN4MKrPAAm
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Need a new dining table for my apartment.
Might fuck around and get the og.
Pregames would go so hard with one of these.pic.twitter.com/GWfU77sLU1
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Why holding it like a new apartment key?
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See how I didnt take my full shot of tequila because I know Id throw up?
Very mindful, very demure
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Uh oh washing machine has gone wokepic.twitter.com/h1yvue1EEt
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Me when a friend says can I say something mean?pic.twitter.com/XVyGkfYAMV
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Those animals dont even hang out together this is fucking nutshttps://t.co/KO6w926yxB
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Taco Bell isnt even good Yeah I know.
Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage.
Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone
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Just put another patty on it dawg stop playin wit mepic.twitter.com/roQ9pbEMs2
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Its going to be 33 degrees tomorrow.
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO
