There’s absolutely no reason anyone needs to enter the ocean, ever.

Plus, have you seen the horrifying abominations that live down there?

Underwater shot of a deep-sea viperfish with sharp teeth and a bioluminescent organ, known for dwelling in the darkest ocean depths

3.Here’s a little creep that hides in holes and perfectly blends in with its surroundings.

4.This little fiend is completely covered in spikes.

5.Obviously, this monster has far too many teeth.

An elongated, eel-like deep-sea creature with a bioluminescent lure extending from its bottom jaw, swimming in a dark aquatic environment

6.I’m pretty sure this fish is making a pass at me.

7.You say tentacles, I say claws.

8.I actually think I may have pulled this out of my shower drain.

A fish with tiny sharp teeth peeks out from a hole surrounded by coral and rocks

9.Absolutely not.

10.Oh fun, another thing covered in spikes.

11.A holographic nocturnal disco demon.

A spiny pufferfish with protruding features is underwater, blending in with its rocky surroundings; it looks mad

12.You’ve gotta be kidding me.

13.This grump actually seems to understand my feelings about ocean life.

14.This is the Mind Flayer fromStranger Things, right?

A great white shark is swimming underwater with its mouth wide open, showing its sharp teeth

16.This Kirkland brand lobster has been around since the Paleozoic Era.

Spotted boxfish swimming in the ocean, near a rocky sea floor; it has surprisingly large lips

A jellyfish with long pointy tentacles floats gracefully in an underwater environment

Close-up of a frogfish camouflaged to blend with its surroundings. It appears covered with algae and seaweed, making it hard to distinguish from its environment

A camouflaged stonefish partially buried in sand underwater, with a distinguishable sad face-like appearance

Spiny sea cucumber lying on the ocean floor amidst sand and small rocks

A close-up image of a bobbit worm partially buried in sand, showcasing its sharp jaws and iridescent body

A close-up underwater shot of a stingray, seen from below, showing its unique, smiling face and textured body

A close-up of a grumpy-looking fish underwater, showcasing its unique, flattened body and protruding, lip-like mouth

A close-up view of a sea spider with thin, elongated legs and a transparent body, observed among underwater flora

A close-up of a large, rough-textured fish with a prominent head and deep-set eyes, positioned next to a rock in an underwater environment

A large, segmented marine isopod with a hard exoskeleton and many legs crawling on a sandy surface

A scuba diver, fully equipped with diving gear and holding a rope, is underwater. Another person's hand, also holding the rope, is partially visible