“Odds are the kid is slower.”
But what happens now that wearethe adults?
Now that I am the adult, WTF do I do?".
“I promptly chase it straight into my neighbour’s yard.”
“Tell another adult”
3.
“Speak to it sternly in your adult voice”
4.
“Ask the mums of Facebook”
5.A more serious suggestion: “Leave it alone.
Keep the kids and pets away too.”
“Tell a kid.
The circle is now complete.”
“Fucking run”
8.
“Pick it up by the tail, spin it around and around above your head.”
“Get the kids and photo albums.”
10.Ask the friendly critter: Who’s a good snakey-boi?"
“Tell yourself and see how useful that is.”
“Step one: watchHarry Potterand learn parseltongue.”
“Charge it rent.”
“Stick your index fingers into your ear, and squeeze your eyes shut tightly.”
“Well if the snake is a child, chances are it will call an adult snake.
In this case, I would leave it between you and the adult snake to discuss.”
“Give the snake a gentle little kiss on his snake-y lips.”
“The best bet is to Google ‘Shit there’s a snake here.
What do I do?'”
How would you handle a snake?
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.
