Rough stuff, folks.

A car covered in soda that's exploded

a frozen bathroom

"I accidentally washed a book"

"My neighbor left his car window open"

"There's no pie in my pie"

"I hope you like glass in your omelette"

frozen water in a sink

"I opened it upside down"

Melted plastic in an oven

a present stuck in a tree

"My heating pad caught on fire"

"The wrong one."

"I spilled the beans."

A spider hovering over a fire blanket

"My cat blew chunks on my XBOX"

"There's no cheese in my mozz sticks"

a broken leather belt

"My whipped cream is moldy"

"A ping pong ball did THIS"