The horror… the horror.

Someone thinking the word "teeth" starts and ends with a t

Person who asks if the moon is also flat if the Earth and stars are flat

"Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema."

person who says they wonder if they're related to their ancestors

person who tries a lawnmower out on their carpet

Person confusing salmonella with "sell my nana"

The image shows a social media post where the user feels confused about doubling a cookie recipe, realizing the oven cannot be set to 800 degrees

"When I was 2 my sister was twice my age; now I'm 40, how old is my sister" with response: "Twice 2 is 4, so add 4 yrs to her current age; school system failed some"

person asking how much 2 dollar chips cost and someone says it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

A Facebook post with the text: "I thought we were all adults I didn't think we were in kidney garden anymore." The post has 1 like, 6 comments, and 1 share

Selling microwave titled "micheal wave" for $10. Includes photos of the microwave on a kitchen counter, one with the door closed and another with it open

"Milk is considered dairy in at least 6 countries I have lived in."

"Name a fish that does not have the letter 'A' in it," and person responds "Dolphin"

Person saying his girl is walkin' around in her linguine instead of lingerie

Person misspelling meteor shower as "meat or shower"

"Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week."

person saying ma nipple ate instead of manipulate

"a prune is a dried plum"

"Looking at your grammar, your parents failed you"

"what do you eat?"

A social media post reads, "$160 parking ticket? Fuck u Virginia Beach." Commenter asks, "Nice. How fast" and the poster replies, "Did u jus ask me how fast i was going on a parking ticket?"

"I have .72 lbs of cube steak and 1.6 lbs of steak tips; I'm trying to combine together and extend for a family of 5 (3 of them can eat all the meat by themselves); I can't seem to find any good recipes"; response: "Beef stroking off over noodles"

"Momcat Nibbles is in labor! Contraptions have begun!"

Person says twins don't look alike, and when someone says not all twins are identical, person says isn't that kind of the point, otherwise they're just siblings, not twins

facebook conversation where someone says the sun used to be yellow not white because of chemicals

person who called an amendment a and end met

person trying to dry plates in a clothes dryerr

person who spells computer generated as jena rated

person who thinks there is only one word with two e's in the english language

person who spells greece as grease

A Facebook post asks, "Can you heat up the crab racoon dip from Aldi?" with 30 reactions and 6 comments

"I been telling my customers this for years"

Comment thread with users debating Spain's location, with one user insisting Spain is in South America, prompting amused reactions

Screenshot of a Facebook comment thread where users mistakenly believe Mount Everest is in America, Canada, or South Dakota. The correct information is not mentioned

Online conversation with comments: "When people knocks on more then 1 door suisbisbish" and "Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand. Are you trying to write suspicious?"

Facebook comment reads: You will need $7,000 or more to live good in Houston thanks to California and New York City people moving here at a rapid pace

"The sickest ones I know go all the time!"

Facebook post of someone posting a form asking sexual orientation and they're mad "straight" isn't an option but it says heterosexual

Person who says atoms don't exist because "gold is made of gold" and "copper is made of copper"

Someone asking for a "heavy Judy drill" instead of "heavy duty drill" "2Mara"

Person misspelling pneumonia as ammonia

Someone saying "ass nine" instead of asinine

Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30

Person who says Jesus wrote the Bible and is American

A post from "Beth" in "Temecula Talk" describes an experience at a restaurant where she paid in cash and received incorrect change. A comment suggests redoing her math

"CATS ARE CONIFEROUS"

person who says there is no water in portugal

Facebook post reading, "OMG as if i have just found out that pirates are acsually real"

Person who says no English word except good has a double o and someone says try reading a book

Facebook post about a person who says humans — homo sapiens — aren't mammals (or animals)

A hand holds a pink rectangular pill with "Z3d" imprinted on it. Text above asks for identification, expressing concern after finding it in a son's room

Facebook post saying "Yes, I'm a vegan; yes, I eat meat; we exist"

Facebook event of a woman asking to reschedule a solar eclipse

Someone asking if anyone has ever gotten "salmon vanilla" from chicken that's not fully cooked—and the chicken looks raw

Person asking if there's a subscription for books where you order books and return them when you're done and get more, and someone answers it's called a library

Facebook post with laughing emojis and text: "My daughter just tried to tell me plutonium doesn't come from Pluto! At least she's pretty, huh?"

A Facebook post asking for male puppy name suggestions, with one user comment asking "Boy or girl." The post has 1 like and 46 comments

Image with the question, "What country doesn't have the letter 'A' in its name?" Comments below it read: "Kansis," "Oops I mean truky," and "London."

Screenshot of a Facebook post: "looks can be this evening boy i tell ya" with reactions and a comment saying "What?"

Close-up of a car tire with most of the tread worn off. Caption reads: "Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look."