“My son said this 23 years ago, and I still get goosebumps thinking about it.”
Kids say the darndest things…and sometimes they also say the creepiest things, too.
I was borned before, to my momma before you.'"
“‘Mummy, the invisible man wants to come into your bedroom.’
u/Murdercorn24
3.
“Will the man in the attic come with us when we move?”
“Not my kid, thankfully, but a kid I babysat as a young teenager.
My brother won’t leave me alone.'
His brother had died years earlier as a baby.
I never babysat for that family again!”
Anonymous
5.
“When my eldest son was almost 2, he would occasionally cry out at night.
Sometimes he would be hysterical and he would say ‘the mean old lady’ was scaring him.
He stopped crying suddenly and leaned back from my shoulder so he could look me dead in the face.
He said, ‘Shes not afraid of you, Mommy.’
This was 23 years ago, and I still get goosebumps thinking about it.”
He stopped me and said, ‘Oh yeah, I remember that, it was dark in there.’
Excuse me, what?!”
lukkykat22
7.
I can use your blood for painting!'"
I looked behind me and asked, ‘Who?’
She responded, ‘The man behind you.
He was with you in the kitchen, too.’
We were the only ones in the house.
u/bittyberry
9.
“My nephew was in the hospital for a year after he was born.
He’s always been the quiet one.
I was sleeping over one night when he was around 10 years old, and he came downstairs.
He said it so calmly and matter-of-factly.
Then he went back upstairs and went to bed.”
She became very withdrawn and looked very upset. "
u/GirassolYVR
11.
My mom told him that Granddad was fine and he didn’t even drive.
Fifteen minutes later, the phone rang.
He was petting my hair at that very moment…"
u/Crappening2
13. u/0utSyd3r
15.
We went for a walk on the water.
I went through the water, and I died!'
That one freaked out me and his mama big time."
“A few months after my mom passed, my daughter was sitting in the TV room.
She looked down the hall, and I could tell something had caught her eye.
I could hear my daughter talking and laughing through the door.
u/ScarySuzy
17.
My then-6-year-old added, Ooh!
We could make a wind chime!”
It was the creepiest and also the sweetest thing my kids have said to me."
This is not a word we use in our daily vernacular, so I asked him what it meant.
‘It disappears,’ he said.
I was impressed and asked him where he learned that word.
He replied, ‘When I was an adult.’
I laughed and asked when he was an adult.
Without missing a beat, he answered, ‘Before I was born.'"
u/D1lyRoxyD
19.
There was no one standing anywhere in the cemetery that I could see."
I was speechless and told her we should not take out our eyeballs.
That was not a sentence I was ever prepared to have to say."
u/skullsnroses66
21.
Turns out he was also fully asleep."
“My 5-year-old has talked about his ‘first family’ for years.
He will randomly be doing something that must trigger a memory of them.
He’s always been consistent in his story.
He says that one day, he got sick and then came to live with us.
mabd
