When their bio says ‘Biggest risk or worst mistake: Getting this app.’
Okay, then get off, LOL."
“When theyre weirdly aggressive in their bio.
Like if it says, ‘If you have a problem with that, swipe left.’
I didnt until you got all weird about it.”
u/AJPXIV
2.
“If every pic is a heavily filtered, super close-up selfie.”
u/tarheel_204
3.
“Any mention of royalty (i.e.
calling themselves a king, queen, or princess).”
u/Kchuck_
4.
“If your profile is just a list of stuff you don’t like.”
u/Fluxxed0
5.
“If there’s no information except a pic and a name.
u/Northremain
6.
“When they are all group photos and I can’t tell which one you are.”
u/Onautopilotsendhelp
7.
“When ‘Just ask’ is the only information they provide.
To me, that conveys extremely low effort and potentially high entitlement.”
u/hatsofftolarry22
8.
Okay then get off, LOL.”
u/AncientView0
10.
“Travel-obsessed types were instant left-swipes.
Most people like to travel.
Making it your entire personality is the most boring, basic person thing.”
u/nudewithasuitcase
11.
“When their bio says ‘Not likely to message first.'”
u/DMMEPANCAKES
12.
“Something small, but my biggest pet peeve is when their bio says ‘Make me laugh.’
Listen, I get humor is important to you, but this can be worded better.
‘Make each other laugh’ or ‘Have a good sense of humor’ instead.
‘Make me laugh’ sounds like I’m here to entertain you.”
u/Back-to-a-planet
13.When their profile says ‘Looking for a gym partner.’
u/soybomb622
14.
“When they write something in their bio about pineapple on pizza.”
u/ih8memes
15. u/Diet_Coke
16. u/SacTownNewf
17.
“When their bio says ‘I like having fun.’
Yeah, no, duh, that’s what fun is.”
u/Icmedia
18. u/mokes310
19.
‘Looking for my partner in crime,’ sets unrealistic expectations for a first date."
u/UdonDugong
20.
“When men pose with status symbols like a watch or a fancy car.”
u/SadlyNotDannyDeVito
21.
“‘I hate drama,’ is code for ‘I cause a lot of drama.'”
u/fappyday
22. u/CapableEnd5584
23. u/No-Commission007
24.
Those profiles normally gave bad vibes anyway."
u/cjnewbs
25.
“Pictures of them smoking weed.”
u/bootyhunter69420
26.
“Pics where the person is giving the middle finger.”
u/megafatceeobaby
27.
“Men who post pictures with guns, dead fish, or a bottle of alcohol.”
u/Onamonae
28.
“If the majority of their pics are bathroom or car selfies.”
u/sourchicken39
29.
“When they post all their pictures with literally no writing on their profile.
I’m done with them.”
u/dadspls
30.
“When their bio says, ‘Im in town for the next X days.'”
u/Dangerous-Ocelot948
