Y’all, someone built a house so big they installed one of those airport moving walkways in it.

Instead, they would just throw them into the basement.

No other passengers."

a pile of women's underwear

“My dad’s client bought a whole block of houses to build theirs.

It is so wide that they installed a moving walkway like the ones at airports.”

“My brother dealt with many jets that belonged to Middle Eastern princes.

Screenshot from "Succession"

I wish I was making this up.”

“I was a chef for one back in the early 2000s.

He asked me if we could have abalone for dinner.

a dog on a private plane

I told him I wouldn’t be able to get it to the house in time.

He’s like, ‘Don’t worry…I’ll get you some.’

One hour later, a helicopter from San Fransisco lands on the lawn with the abalone.”

a person on a moving walkway at an airport

“I used to work for a billionaire Russian family as a tutor for their daughter.

One day were in her room studying, and suddenly she yells, ‘Daddy’s home!’

and runs to the window.

a private luxury plane

Shed heard a helicopter and knew is was about to land on the lawn.”

Like, he could ring up the manager of the factory for special requests level of access.

I believe the final price was something like 125k for the vehicle."

abalone on a platter

“I used to petsit.

I remember a rich person asking me to petsit their cat.

There were a lot of TVs, in almost every room.

a helicopter

The weirdest was the bathroom.

Sorry, cat bathroom.

There was a TV playing cat cartoons, an overly fancy litter box, and paintings of cats.”

A man who's traveling and using his phone

“My cousin was a caretaker for one of those Beverly Hills rich ladies.

All the chef did was come to her place every day and teach my cousin to cook.”

The funny thing is, the owners only used their yacht one day a week for lunch on Sundays.

Closeup of a jaguar

“My dad works in shipping and has a lot of friends who have worked on super yachts.

So they got there and set up the food.”

“Was a boyfriend of a girl from an obscenely rich family.

A cat sitting on a pillow

His wife owned, like, 100-plus sheep, just because she found it fun.

Their entire basement was full of survival supplies for when the world ends.

And they had a second house on site, which he used to house his German Shepherds.”

a children's school uniform

“Four rooms filled floor to ceiling with TiVo boxes.

This was 2004, so TiVo was pretty much brand new.

I was installing light fixtures in an eight-room, six-bath house in a gated community.

A chief unveiling a dish

The house was…strange.

Went in another room, and same thing, at least 600-plus TiVo boxes, all empty.

Must have been over 4,000 empty TiVo boxes.”

Fiji water

“I have a good one.

I interned for this wealthy CEO in Houston.

“I currently work for a multi-millionaire.

Closeup of a yacht

My boss offered to pay my child support to my ex-wife.

He said I am too important to be distracted by my ex-wife.

The $1,000 a month comes out his pocket to help me.”

An Hermes storefront

Like bro, just do your laundry.

And honestly, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

The amount of entitlement and lack of basic life skills these people have is also wild.

Closeup of a dog

But hey, they’re paying my bills so I can’t complain too much.”

Everything was top of the line luxury and all expenses paid.

At the end of the day, they all partnered up and got into the cars to leave.

TiVo boxes

After they were gone, we realized that they had forgotten their Lamborghini Aventador at the track."

“I used to work for a company that modified aircraft for really rich people.

Im talking 747s, not Gulfstreams.

Closeup of a Rolex

He still let his wife use it for her personal travel.”

“I am an art student working as a gardener.

We work in one of the wealthiest areas in my country.

A man on a plane smiling

25.And lastly, “A good friend worked for an elite GOP political family.

This family actually hired a high-end catering service to cater a food fight for a 7-year-old’s birthday party.

Then, the kids destroyed $6K worth of food.

Money next to a gavel

My friend and the catering staff were horrified.

The kid’s parents all stood around watching and cracking up.

The kids and families all got gift baskets worth $2K$3K each as well.

A seaside town

Vulgar, to say the least.”

you’re free to read the original Reddit threadshere,here, andhere.

Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.

Calvin Klein underwear

Cipriani sign

Lamborghini Aventador

a plane in the sky

a Picasso painting

Kids having a food fight