we decided to round up some of the best answers:

1.

All this without looking back, I find ‘his hand’ but he wouldn’t grab my hand back.

“Forgot my boob was out after nursing my baby.”

Homer Simpson standing in front of bushes, looking surprised with eyes wide open

Not my finest hour."

u/bannerandfriends

3. u/OwnAccountant4884

4.

“When I was 14 playing football with some friends at the park and I had an accident.

Woman in blue top smiling with eyes closed, outdoors near water

Just aborted the game mid play and ran.

Poo was streaming down my leg, kids shouting for me to come back.

I just took off.”

Spongebob covering himself in sand

“I was out drinking with my friends and a girl I was interested in.

u/Arcade_Kangaroo

6.

I had to pull over in front of teachers/other parents to remove the cones from my vans undercarriage.”

Three women laughing together at an event, one covering her face in reaction

u/zucchiniqueen1

7.

“I was driving a truck and one mile from my exit the truck died.

“I wore a new dress to work when I was in my early 20s.

Woman in floral outfit nods and smiles slightly at an event

u/floradane

9.

“I farted in the subway at 6am in the morning.

Everybody heard it.”

Woman in a white crop top and black pants smiles and claps in a room with shelves of records

u/SoapAndLemon

10.

They laughed at me and yelled some more obscenities and their dog was grinning at us too.

Mine was just standing there not helping at all.”

Man smiling with a slight nod in a dimly lit room

u/none_run

12. u/hamsolo19

13.

A passer-by ran over and helped me get it out.”

u/M_Ad

15.

When I stepped back to stand up, I tripped on my robe and rolled backward.

u/RugbyKats

16.

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