“Vegan leather” infuriates me, too.
Some of these are very relatable.
Some, I’m not going to lie, I don’t understand at all.
Like, at all.
But regardless, they are entertaining.
So, have fun!
“When people say ‘irregardless,’ I scream inside.”
it’s REGARDLESS."
catnelsonl
2.
“I hated it when in school I would ask ‘Can I go to the bathroom?’
and the teacher would say ‘Can you?’
But why be an asshole to a third-grader who has to pee?
The teachers knew exactly what the question meant.”
“My hill: Charcuterie is cured meat.
A cheese board is not charcuterie, and there is no such thing as vegan charcuterie.”
“Im in the medical field.
I have to stop myself from correcting people all the time.”
paramediate
5.
“[People] using ‘whenever’ where they should be using ‘when.’
[Like saying], ‘Whenever I was doing laundry on Tuesday.’
amandac40cfdaec7
7.
“When people say ‘on accident’ or ‘conversate,’ I can’t deal.
‘On accident?!?’
Did you also do something ‘on mistake?’
[It] drives me up a wall.”
“Using ‘utilize’ instead of ‘use.’
michelebarzyk
9.
Correcting other people’s grammar is too much like Ross Geller fromFriends.”
Also, when people make something possessive when they really mean to make it plural.
“When it comes to movies, mine is vomiting.
I do not need to see it, [so] why do they keep including it?
Its not necessary; like stop.
It makes me want to turn it off.
If they must vomit, have them do it off screen, just implied.”
“Vegan leather is literally a scam.
taranu
14.
“If you think Southern accents in movies are bad, try New England accents any day.
How in the hell?
He sounds like the Pepperidge Fahm guy.”
The smallest amount of blood can make me sick.
They’re deemed as ‘okay’ on most sites for some reason when they really should be banned!
It’s a health issue!”
lacjiba
16.
“People who say ‘nucular’ instead of ‘nuclear!’
Or ‘furmiliar’ instead of ‘familiar.'”
17.“Sorry.
Pluto is not a planet.
I think we need to embrace Pluto again.”
“I have multiple disabilities, some more recognizable because Im on crutches, etc.
Im still disabled even if Im not on crutches at that moment.
But the [thing] that baffles and infuriates me the most?
When people say to me, You dont look deaf.
Never, ever say that to someone who is hard of hearing/deaf.”
“Also, who/whom.
yo learn to use them correctly.”
matdyjames
“I used to get told, ‘You don’t look like a diabetic!’
Now it’s, ‘You don’t need a wheelchair, you’re young and just lazy.'”
retrocrebbon
20.
“My hill is that a BLT doesnt count as a real sandwich.”
“People who don’t show you respect because you look young.
I’m 37 but look 22.
The maintenance men always are very disrespectful.
I’m not that young, and I’m not stupid.”
