The obsession with “Facebook jail” is actually pretty cute but also completely unhinged.
Believe it or not, not everyone has bad things to say about boomers!
1.When they enunciate every syllable in a word.

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I like when boomers call other boomers Karen
3.Their hatred of ripped jeans.
I love when boomers comment on my ripped jeans.
I always say I either fell on the side walk or a I got attacked by wild animals.

4.When they announce they got out of “Facebook jail.”
I love when boomers so proudly announce theyre out of Facebook jail.
5.When they can’t remember their passwords.

I love when boomers say “yolo- you only live once, right?”
Like its some deep & profound message
9.When they get a lil' snarky.
11.When they complain about the weather.

Like dont threaten me with a good time.
18.When they make a scene about restaurants being busy.
NO FRAPYAY OR ICED PLAIN BLACK HOT COFFEE.

20.When they get oddly and accidentally passive aggressive on Facebook.
I love when Boomers use Facebook.
My mom posts my brother’s engagement.

Another boomer goes “Congrats, are you still working?”
21.When they can’t figure out how to use QR codes.
22.When they comment “shared” on Facebook.

I love when boomers comment “shared” on someone’s Facebook post.
No one cares that you shared it Linda.
23.When they get mad about silly little things.

I love when boomers are like this is outrageous we need to preserve history!!
When the monopoly hat piece gets changed to a iPhone piece.
24.When they use tons of ellipses and exclamation points.

25.When they warn others about scam phonecalls.
30.When they say they need to “YouTube” something.
32.When they use the term “asking for a friend.”

I love when boomers use the phrase asking for a friend.
It was marginally funny for like a week several years ago.
Now its just a waste of characters
33.When they brag about high interest rates.

I like when boomers lick their fingers before touching money
