“When I eat tomato soup, I put cheese balls or Cheeto puffs in it.
It’s like a fancy dinner cereal.”
Here are some of the most-upvoted responses:
1.
“I’m jealous of the friendships my friends have with each other.”
“My life expectancy is less than a year.
My friends and family think I’m anti-social but actually I spend most of my time in bed.
I don’t want to tell anyone and I don’t know why.”
“I ran in a high school track meet once while wearing a tampon.
Plastic tube and all.
I wondered, why do people like using these things?”
“I once sat in a sauna at the gym contemplating what to do in life.
Just in one of those moments in life where the road ahead was unclear.
A man walked in who was 30+ years older than me and sat down.
Just the two of us were there.”
It’s misspelled."
Shes doing well with the coaching so I think Ive got a shot!"
“My mother collects decorative elephants.
I write porn for a living.”
“When I eat tomato soup, I put cheese balls or Cheeto puffs in it.
It’s like a fancy dinner cereal.”
“I don’t like the name we picked for our daughter.
It’s a classic name that works well with where we live and with her brother’s name.
I don’t hate it by all means, but I would have wanted a different name.
“Sometimes I tighten jar lids and ask my husband to help me open them.
I love when he helps me, and I know he loves to do small things for me.”
“I’m almost a millionaire.
“I’m in love with my best friend.”
I’ve hooked up with both, separately.”
“I’m soooo ridiculously lazy.
I don’t ever want to do anything.
“I don’t fully like my engagement ring.
As useru/bin_man_officialput it, “The contrast of these responses!
Shout out tou/meepmorp98andr/Ask Redditfor having this discussion.
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