that youd pay good money to forget.
See what they had to say below.
Responses have been lightly edited for clarity and length.
As I hopped in his car, I noticed something light green and fuzzy in the back seat.
I knew he had kids so I asked innocently, Is that your childs baby blanket?
He replied matter of factly, No, thats my woobie.
Looking for clarification, I repeated, You mean thats your daughters woobie?
He got indignant and said, No, she has her own woobie thats mine!
(I did not think we did!)
That wasnt even the final straw.
I immediately got up and left after that.
For one, it was her calves.
The whole premise of his explanation was bad, but that one was definitely a deal breaker.
He also tried to be relatable about it, but I could not.
I dont even really see mens calves before we have sex and Id like to keep it that way.
The name was my dads.
We were on a family share plan.
Needless to say, there wasnt a second date.
So it ended up being a pretty great date… without my date!
That just sounded like he was already in several complicated relationships, and that I should go.
But, it was my first time going to eat at Lemonade, and I enjoyed that!
They both talked about a wedding they had to go to, ordered food, ate and left together.
No How was your day?
Not one What is your favorite movie?
Just right out of the gate with orgasming.
To which he said he always enlists the help of a Magic Wand.
