Sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy.
or to make them happy.
“My GF can’t sleep sometimes.
I told her there is a pressure point on her lower neck that, if pressed, induces sleepiness.
“Ive never told my husband what a horrible dancer he is.
He always wants to dance, but I usually tell him Im tired or that my feet hurt.
“‘Was that a dead dog on the road?’
‘No it was a trash bag.'”
“Yes, I would love to travel six hours to see your family!”
He can’t help it, but man they are rough and gross to listen to.”
“My GF hates Dijon mustard.
I have a personal sauce that I make for burgers.
She asked if it has Dijon in it.
She loved it, and Ive made it multiple times since then.
Shes even requested it a few times.
(It has a decent amount of Dijon mustard in it.)”
“That I enjoy spending time with her parents.
“‘The kids are looking more and more like you every day!’
I listen to all of the songs because I love how much he loves the music.
It almost makes the assault on my ears enjoyable.
He cranks the volume all the way up and grins so big that his eyes crinkle at the sides.
Ill listen to this shit for the rest of my life, and I’ll love it.
Watching him love his music makes my heart so happy.”
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12.
“I asked for a cast iron griddle for my birthday.
My oldest friend got me a huge one, gave it to me early.
My fiancee gave me a smaller one on the day.
She was so upset her thunder got stolen, even though it was unintentional.
I put them both in the pantry till shed sorta forgotten, then I pulled out the big one.
I told her it was the one she gave me.
I cook breakfast on it every day.”
Had no idea they were already besties, LOL.”
She’s 14 now.
I’ve never told him the truth.”
He just gets cold.
I was traveling to Alaska and found these ‘manly’ slippers.
He loved them and wears them."
What he doesn’t know is that it’s just Kraft Mac N Cheese.
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