“I can pick out the perfect avocado.
The results had me mentally preparing for the ridiculous make-believe trials in four years:
1.
“I can pick out the perfect avocado.
c49a679543
2.
“Pissing people off.
I just magically know the thing to do in any situation to piss people off.
Often my mere presence is enough.”
certified_drapetomaniac
3.
“Id win gold in the ‘Guilty-Feeling-Mom’ event.”
stylishmule854
4.
“For a night out: ‘Speed-Getting-Ready.’
I can be showered, hair done, and makeup done all within about 10 minutes!”
joolzr2
5.
“I know the choreography to way too many K-Pop dances.
If there was a dance cover content, I could contend with anyone on the planet.”
Anonymous, 19
6.
“Needing to wipe the least after taking a dump.
It’s an unreal gift.
And yes, my butthole is clean.
She can inhale absolutely any frozen food or dessert and never have to worry about brain freeze.
I’ve seen her do it.
If eatingice creamfast was an Olympic sport, she’d be a 20-time Gold Medalist.
libm
8.”…procrastinating.”
Anonymous, 18
9.
“Conking out the second I get into a moving vehicle.
Car, bus, plane, trainI can and usually nod off once I’m on.
ravenbard
10. bj007
11.
“I play a mean version of hot cross buns on the recorder.
On a good day, I could win gold.”
Anonymous, 37
12.
“Reading and eating.”
melody_taylorsversion
13.
“Random bits of trivia.”
visionarylion48
14.“Sleeping.”
edgyduck28
15.
“Put me in, coach.
I’m ready to defend my country’s honor over my insaneBob’s Burgerstrivia knowledge.”
Anonymous, 28
16.
“I know every U.S. state and can name them all faster than anyone.
If I had to fill out a map, I could do it in under two minutes.”
Anonymous, 41
17.
You might as well hand over the gold medal now!”
glitteryship583
18.
Anonymous, 49
19.
“Predicting cliche plots after only reading or watching for ten minutes.
Ive read so much fan fiction and watched so many movies that I can see everything coming.
It was funny and now its just sad.”
Anonymous, 16
20.
“Knowing a lot about death-related history and facts.”
coffinsandroses
21.
“My ability/game would be Backgammon.
Few people know it exists, and not everyone who knows how to play knows how to win.”
Anonymous, 32
22. grapeflavoredorange
23.
“I seriously could finish 5 TV series in a workweek.
