He replied, ‘Men don’t wear deodorant, only women do.'"
to which he replied, ‘NO!
I want you to repeat yourself!!!’
I then yelled back, ‘What do you think REITERATE MEANS?!’
I’ve never heard such a humiliating silence in my life.
It was glorious."
crankyoldlady
2.
“Im a vegetarian and was dating a guy who had no problem with it.
He even loved cooking me vegetarian meals.
But then he told me Id have to start eating meat soon.
I asked him why.
He said, ‘Because if you dont, youll die since youre not getting the right proteins.’
As a vegetarian, I got all the necessary proteins from eggs and milk.
Nope, he was still certain I was going to die if I didnt start eating meat.
Um, bro, if I survived 25 years as a vegetarian, I think Ill be okay.”
aditson
3.
“Doctor asked him, ‘How did you get food poisoning twice from the same dish?’
He said, ‘Hey doc, whatever doesnt off ya only makes you stronger.’
The doctor replied, ‘No, it actually makes you incredibly sick.'”
daymanfighteroftheniteman
4.
“They asked me, ‘Which one’s the female, the lion or the tiger?'”
MelanieTwix
5. taylermills1
6.
This is why Republicans say they hate colleges!
Yall could fix politics so fast.'"
Abcdg
7.
“My ex accidentally left a can of Mountain Dew in the freezer too long.
She then decided she would put it in the microwave to thaw it out just enough to drink it.
Sparks flew and she ruined the microwave.
timmiles
8.
‘Men don’t wear deodorant, only women do.'”
Peig77
9.
Bewildered, I said yes, then watched him do it.
That was that."
jimcoleman11205
10. samacphe
11. stopcrystal
12.
Shannon1740
13.
“My ex would eat raw meat from the supermarket.
He enjoyed the flavor and believed he was immune to bacterial infections since hed never gotten sick from it.
A few weeks after I discovered this, he was hospitalized with salmonella from raw chicken.
jamiejulep
15.
“He told me that Adam and Eve were historical figures and dinosaurs were a myth.”
ag1723
16.
“I once dated someone who would not accept that people are animals.
She kept saying, ‘We’re people!
How can we be both?!’
She couldn’t understand how we could possibly fall into more than one category.”
