“He had a pot belly pig for a few months like a year before.
There was pig sh*t all behind his couch.”
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“Stuff that he stole from me.
That was pretty disturbing.”
They were of my MIL."
“I helped my cousin move.
He had a pot belly pig for a few months like a year before.
There was pig shit all behind his couch, like a lot.
“I was helping a co-worker move and I was in his closet trying to move a dresser.
I knocked a box off the wall shelf and like 10-15 wallets fell out of the box.
“I discovered a stash of adult diapers and a note that said, ‘For emergencies only.'”
“A jar full of fingernails.
We don’t speak anymore.”
“Bottled piss.”
“I opened a mistakenly unlabeled box in the living room.
It was packed with an extensive collection of porcelain dolls.
She explained her grandmother had a penchant for collecting these dolls, and she inherited them unexpectedly.
We quickly closed the box, but not before the eerie feeling had set in.”
He looked like he wanted to kill me after I found them and swore me to secrecy.
They finally realised she was talking about my grandma as a baby.
She was a very lovely lady who happened to get pregnant by accident.
She was just a bitter new mother at the time (which we can all relate to).”
“A big box filled with deer feet.”
“After my dad passed my cousin and I were cleaning out his house.
They were teeth.”
“A friend of a friend had a box labelled gnomes and gargoyles.”
Shes a geologist.”
“Turns out a friend of ours carefully folds all her underwear and arranges them by colour.
Im not sure Ill ever trust her again.”
I did know the ferret was in there somewhere, was not expecting the bat."
The weirdest thing was three generations of urns on a mantle."
“My friend had just bought a house from a nice old lady.
We opened it up, wondering how we were got spend our newfound fortune.
There was no money.”
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