“It looks all hot to watch, but it’s not my thing.”
People onRedditare sharing specific sexual positions or acts they’ve attempted and admit to hating them.
Here is some of what they shared:
1.
“69 is the most garbage position ever created, in my opinion.
Youre both too focused on each other’s pleasure to enjoy your own.”
“Speaking as a contortionist, anything incredibly bendy (for example, splits or backbends).
Sure its thrilling for a couple of seconds, but gets uncomfortable pretty fast.
The classics are popular for a reason.”
u/dani-winks
3.
We thought it would be sensual, rhythmic, and tropical.
It’s really just like being two dolphins awkwardly trapped in a tuna net."
“After dinner sex.
Movies make it seem like such a good idea.”
u/Dokrabackchod
“Its much better to build that appetite during sex THEN eat!
Otherwise, youre too full and cant be as athletic as you want.”
u/Frenchitwist
5.
“Any penetrative sexual act in water.
Pool, hot tub, shower, ocean all overrated.”
“Sex on the beach.
Do you know why they call sandpaper sandpaper?
u/Alfred-Adler
7.
“Ill say it.
As a guy, reverse cowgirl.
Feeling like my dingus is going to snap because the angle just aint working?
u/TrungusMcTungus
8.
“Car sex often turns out to be not as great as youd hope.”
“Threesomes are, in my experience, disappointing and fraught with jealousy.”
u/Top-Ranger-289
10.
“Most porn moves.
They are designed to be watched.
I appreciate porn stars for their strength and athleticism after trying them.”
11.“Waterbed.
You both actually move together with the bed.
Its quite comical, and there is nothing sexy about it at all.”
u/NatalieNYC
12.
It looks all hot to watch, but it’s not my thing.”
u/manyhandswork
13.
“Most look exciting, but good ol' missionary feels the best at the end of the day.
In certain positions, I literally lose my erection”
14.
“Holding someone up against the wall while having sex.
