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When I was 14, I stayed there for some time.
One evening, I went upstairs to bed after playing Xbox and got into bed.
I then hear the unmistakable sounds of her and her boyfriend boning and dirty-talking each other."
The_Intel_Guy
2.
People were audibly groaning and booing the guy and telling him to sit down.
It was a truly Michael Scott moment.
Sea_Drink7287
3.
“We were having a goodbye retirement party for one of our best sales ladies.
Two months later she started working for another company and took 80% of our clients with her.”
Depart_Into_Eternity
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“So, I dated my first girlfriend during the summer between high school and college.
A little while later, I got a new girlfriend at the college I was attending.
Fantastic-Group-7745
5.
Outrageous_Shock_422
6.
My new boss was a sleazy little weirdo.
He sort of looked like Beans fromEven Stevenscrossed with Mads Mikkelsen.
Things reached peak weirdness on her last day.”
New Boss: ‘Well, are you ready to go to lunch?’
Corporate Woman: ‘Yes, just let me run to the restroom first.’
New Boss: ‘Oh, why, you gotta POO-POO?’
flannelfrankenstein
7.
Needless to say, the room fell into an awkward silence and our boss’s face looked uncomfortable."
Moon_Jewel90
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“In the cinema, I interlocked my fingers with the kid sitting beside me for a full minute.
It turned out he wasn’t my kid.”
sufishams
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“Had a joint therapy session with me, my therapist, my ex, and his therapist.
We all just sat there after Id made a few points and waited for my ex to talk.
Turns out my ex (and the therapists) thought I was talking about my marriage.
Which…was also correct, but I was talking about the joint therapy.
Im still embarrassed about it.”
Wise_Neighborhood499
10.
“We were getting internet installed when I moved to the town I live in.
I was 16 at the time.
Anyway, I thought the internet maintenance guy had left.
I went to the living room and turned on the TV.
It was immediately on some kid’s show.
He walked back into the room and saw me with my hands in my pants.
In his view, it could only possibly look like I was touching myself to kids' shows.
The silence was horrible as he slowly crept back out of the room.”
Newfie-Girl1989
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“Helping my friend pack up her stuff when leaving her husband.
While he sat on the couch and cried.”
SmurtGurl
12.
Had to be the longest few minutes of our lives."
drrmimi
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Which all sounds very nice, except the poem was like 10 f’ing pages long.
The bride and groom were dying.
I made it about two pages before I got up and went outside to have a drink.
Brancher
14.
However, it was clearly meant for like, romantic twos.
Mobile_Prune_3207
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“I was visiting my cousin’s house.
What followed was my cousin lowkey trauma dumping while clearly still mad at my aunt for some parenting failures.
Both of them were trying to stay polite-ish, but dear God, it was so tense and awkward.
My aunt kept deflecting just about anything the cousin said too.
Couldn’t really leave the room because cousin was blocking the only exit.
Afterwards, my aunt asked me if I had any grievances.
I kept my mouth shut.”
thrownawaynodoxx
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“When I was a kid, we were on holiday and decided to go to a church.
So, I ran at full speed to maximize the impact of the slap.
It was even worse that my parents saw it as well.”
I swiped one too many times and came across one of her nudes.
I felt my soul jolt out of my body seeing that shit."
Admirable-Rough-782
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