“…+5 points for stealth because everyone forgets we’re here.”

“Things like cooking Italian food, committing tax fraud…

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Text summary: TS Rogers' humorous take on attributes gained from Georgia: charisma from heat, wisdom from stories, less intelligence, constitution from humidity, strength, and dexterity

Screenshot of TikTok comments about stat bonuses of Texas

Social media comment by Sara joking about Californians having charisma and fire resistance, but weak against cold or water damage

Social media comment by user deliawitit saying "NY 100% has a movement speed bonus"

TikTok comment about stat bonuses of Colorado people

Social media comment about gaining stamina from caffeine and avoiding people with "Seattle Freeze"

Image of a social media comment by a user named Ibhmango stating "MD. +5 stealth because everyone forgets we're here."

Text from an online post discussing game boosts for Kansas, like weather-related advantages and a 'Midwestern goodbye' feat

Comment by Sir Kiwi with text about Minnesota's tolerance to cold and heat, and bonuses to Bluff and survival

Summary of a comment by Nick mentioning Oregon abilities: +2 to Nature, proficiency with brewers kit, and one druidcraft spell per roll

A person listing stat bonuses for Maine

Comment on a post joking about Utah and polygamy, referencing five spouses

Comment with text: User lists attributes like a character stat sheet relevant to Arizona weather, including stamina and damage with pocket sand

Social media comment by user Drew Hart mentioning charisma in Nashville, poison resistance, and wisdom saves related to handling snakes and biblical literalism

Comment on a social media post listing various attribute bonuses related to Louisiana, cooking, outdoorsmanship, and charisma

Text summary: Job qualifications in Louisville, KY including bourbon expertise, animal handling, and ark experience

A person sharing stat bonuses about Nevada

A person sharing stat bonuses about New Hampshire

A person sharing stat bonuses about West Virginia

Comic-style character Ardell stating benefits of being from Wisconsin, including cold resistance and arm wrestling bonuses

Comment on social media with text about Arkansas and humorous traits related to heat resistance and religion

A person sharing stat bonuses about Connecticut

A screenshot of a text comment discussing a gaming buff specific to Oklahoma regarding reflex saves against tornados or trees

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Text in image: "Manda please tell me someone has compiled this into a spreadsheet and we have like an Oregon Trail based campaign stat block" - 5d ago Reply