Face, meet palm.
Have you ever had one of those “brain fart” moments?
And let me tell you, the answers had me laughing so hard I wheezed.
Here are some of the best ones:
1.
“‘Not too much ice c’mon, don’t wanna water it down.’
(It was literally just a cup of ice water.)”
u/kitteh619
“This is going into my bank of dad jokes.
Look out, wait staff, here I come!”
u/JADW27
2. u/Not_AMermaid
3.
“I said it would be nice if we had a ‘mirror app’!”
u/BeKindImNewButtercup
“There are mirror apps actually!
I used my front-facing camera but the app closes if you leave it on too long.
The mirror apps don’t close and you might zoom in.
It’s insanely helpful for applying eye makeup.”
u/SpeakerKitchen236
4.
“I dont know if this counts, because praise the Lord I did not say it aloud.
The thought: ‘Man, how do people with a whole family grocery shop?
Thats what carts are for.”
u/ArtemisGirl242020
5.
Can you take another crack?’
Then it dawned on me."
u/AreHipposBitey
“He should be impressed you’re giving 125%.”
u/kingeryck
6.
“‘You hit me in the cervix!’
I am a man.
Still have to shake that memory out of my head sometimes.”
u/HereticPrime97
7.
“I have a PhD (not in trains).”
u/Orioliolios
8.
“‘Oh look, its a full sun out today.'”
u/imadeacrumble
“I might start saying this now tbh.”
u/shkamc16
9.
“Got introduced to identical twins.
First thing I said was, ‘Wow, how can you guys tell each other apart?'”
u/Mesmerotic31
10.
“I asked what half of 200 was.
When I was given looks of ‘youre joking right?’
I quickly realized what an idiot I really was.”
u/gdpinleoeee
11.
“I made a dentist appointment yesterday.
They gave me a date and asked if 10:50 was a good time.
I replied with, ‘I’m assuming that is 10:50 a.m…'”
u/DustOfTheSaw
12. u/soapsmith3125
13.
“What is the name of the dog fromScooby-Doo?”
u/No_Word_494
14.
I asked him so how many quarters are there?
Twenty-eight years later, I still havent lived it down."
u/Content_Pumpkin_1797
15.
“Me, crossing the border from Mexico to CA.
Border Patrol guy: ‘What is your country of origin?’
Me, thinking:That’s easy!Me to border guard: ‘California.’
Guy gave me a look for a moment, and then just said, ‘Go.'”
u/Quick-Temporary5620
16. u/Lady_Ange
17.
“‘You’re born in December?
That sucks you have to wait a whole year for your birthday.'”
u/SuperSawyer07
18.
“I called my husband in a panic because I couldnt find my phone.
I actually asked him if he knew where my phone was.
His answer: ‘Ah..in your hand?’
u/InvisblGarbageTruk
“Who among us hasnt done this one though?
Ive used my phones flashlight to look for my phone.”
u/eugenesnewdream
19. u/artLoveLifeDivine
20.
“Im working at the copy/shipping store.
Woman approaches with a massive sealed cardboard box.
Me: ‘Hi, so, are we faxing that tonight?’
Thankfully she thought I was just making a joke but no, it was purely sleep deprivation .”
u/Oenonaut
21.
‘Sushi wa nihongo de nan to iimasu ka?'”
u/pm_me_w_nudes
22.
“When my son took his first steps I was so excited and exclaimed to my husband, ‘Look!
He’s walking on his back legs!'”
“Me: ‘Hi how are you?’
Them: ‘Good how are you?’
Me: ‘Good, how are you?'”
