Suddenly being single doesn’t seem so bad.
Recently,u/milfstarbrightasked the Reddit community about theweirdest reasons someone stopped dating them, and the responses delivered.
“She found out I was Asian; she thought I was Hispanic the entire time.
We had been going out for almost four months.”
“I had a friend who wanted kids.
Her longtime boyfriend had been adamant about NOT wanting kids.
“Apparently, I was ‘too nice.’
“I was an EMT.
We went to seeThe Twilight Saga: New Moon.
I told her that’s not my jam and I wouldn’t be down for that environment.”
Frankly, I thought she was adorable (and maybe 30 lbs.
“I bought her a talking troll doll.
Remember the troll doll fad in the ’90s?
She hated them, but I had no idea.
I saw one that spoke some trendy phrase she used a lot and bought it for her.”
“A few weeks into dating this very handsome man from Munich, he said, ‘My penis.
You will like it.’
I laughed and said, ‘Maybe.’
“There was a girl that I’d been dating in high school for a couple of months.
“She had her hair cut slightly and I didn’t notice.”
We had only dated for a few months when I was 18.
“The first time she stayed over at my place was also the first time we were intimate.
She broke up with me the next day because I turned my back on her during the night.
Who sleeps in one position all night?”
17.Finally, “I matched with someone on Hinge who talked about Spotify in their profile.
I sent a message saying, ‘What was your song of the year, last year?’
They told me the name of the song, and I admitted I had never heard of it.
They then replied, ‘Is that some kind of joke?’
I said I genuinely hadn’t heard of it and asked who it was by.
They then said ‘Taylor Swift,’ and immediately unmatched me.”
