We need better sex ed, and we need it NOW.

Reddit useru/13Vicious01askedthe community: “What’s the weirdest sex myth you’ve ever heard?”

The thread quickly filled with a colorful variety of myths and rumors people heard about sex while growing up.

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If anything, the thread is a stellar reminder that honest and open sexual education is critical and necessary.

Here’s what people shared:

1. u/TacoLita

2.

“That sneezing more than seven times in a row will give you an involuntary orgasm.”

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u/geoffbowman

3.

He has four children, and yes, he was also the PE teacher."

u/daejane1

4. u/kaydyee

5.

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“You get a male child if you conceive with both people on their right side.”

u/i-need-blinker-fluid

6.

“‘Its not sexy for a man to make noises in bed.’

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u/Kate_dog_png

7. u/LoudManagement6634

“The myth is actually a bit more nuanced (and ridiculous) than this.

This simply makes no sense.

Yet, the single woman would be seen as the ‘looser’ of the two.”

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u/Scholarish

8.

“When I was in high school, my then-boyfriend told me that friction from sex stops your period.

Spoiler alert: He was very wrong.”

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u/Barfignugen

9.

His logic was that it was the woman’s job to go down, not the man’s.”

u/yeetgodmcnechass

10.

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“A woman can’t get pregnant if she doesn’t orgasm.

This from a 43-year-old man.”

u/Mysterious-Bee9014

11.

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“I was working self-checkout at a big blue box store.

A couple was buying onions, and being bored, I asked what they were cooking.

In shock, I say, ‘That is not true.’

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The dude got super angry with me for not lying so he could hit it raw.”

u/Karsa69420

12.

“I had a health class teacher tell us that alcohol negated birth control.”

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u/Worldly_Ad_6483

13. u/DantheOutdoorsman

14.

“Masturbation causes blindness and hearing loss.

A kiss is the actual act of procreation, not genital sex.

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Swallowing still causes pregnancy, as does any kind of skin contact with sperm.

I believed in some of those as late as 15.”

u/stcloud777

15.

“That if you’re a virgin with endometriosis, then having sex can cure you.

u/figureitoutdude

“A doctor told me that getting pregnant could cure my endometriosis.

I immediately switched doctors.”

u/QuixoticForest

16.

“Way too many people still think the female orgasm isn’t real.”

u/ConduckKing

17. u/Travice0

18.

“That using peanut butter on the genitals is a form of birth control.”

u/MatthewAllenSr

19.

That weighed heavily on my mind the 101st time the next day.”

u/motociclista

20.

“The child’s sex is determined by who did the most work in bed.”

u/Stitch_03

21.

“You get hairy palms from masturbating.”

u/indictmentofhumanity

22.

We were all like, ‘Oh, honey, nooo.’

We had decent sex ed at my school, so I don’t know where she got that from.

u/EmiliusReturns

23.

“That one ovary is responsible for making boys, and the other is for making girls.

u/SoundingInSilence

24.And: “That the hymen is proof of virginity.

u/lob_hax

Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.