Reddit useru/_benedekposed thequestion, “What was the worst thing you saw at a stag/bachelorette party?”
The thread promptly filled with some rather rowdy stories of wild bachelor and bachelorette party moments.
Here’s what people shared:
1.
“I went to a stag night with a good friend from work.
She was maybe 30 seconds into her dance when we heard the first rumble.
What happened next can only be described as an eruption.
She started a move on the pole, and it justwent.
It hit the dance floor and splattered everywhere.
Not one of us was spared.
We all got dotted with brown, stinky splatter.
Her thong made a perfect equipment for throwing the loose poo stream in separate directions.
Aside from the clothes dotted in watery poo, 10/10 evening, LOL.”
u/esinohio
2.
Two members of the band stopped playing and tried to break it up.
It took a while, but things died down.
u/Significant-Drama306
3.
“I (British) have always been mocked by my friend group for being posh.
We then proceeded around London on a ‘royal-sounding’ pub crawl.
It was a phenomenal day.
Tourists and locals were (mostly) finding it hilarious, and everyone was asking for pictures.
This was September 2022.
That day did not end well.”
u/TheViscountRang
4.
He pulled it out and was waving it around as if it was a weapon.
The disgusted roar, followed by laughter, will always stay with me."
u/TheSecondiDare
5.
“I got a text to come to the bridge.
Turns out they knew the bride-to-be didn’t like the groom-to-be’s furniture; it was exceptionally secondhand.
Turns out that filling the river with garbage is not legal.
A few days later, they were there digging stuff out with police supervision.
And, it also turns out that new furniture and kitchenware is expensive.
The bride was not happy.”
u/raging_lovaholic
6.
“We persuaded the groom to go for a single dance in a strip club.
He got talking to the stripper as she put her clothes back on about his upcoming wedding plans.
He was surprised at how interested she was in it.
He chatted with her for ages.
u/Emotional-Wishbone95
7.
“I was at airport security when a bachelor party was going through.
The groom’s bag was flagged, and he was pulled aside.
His friends all were smirking, and he looked bewildered.
Security reached in and pulled out a can of beer with a MASSIVE dildo duct-taped to it.
It was glorious.”
u/FidelCashflows247
8.
“My girlfriend went to a bachelorette party in Savannah, Georgia.
If youve been, you know there are super steep, cobblestone stairs by the river.
Long story short, the bride threw a girl from another bachelorette party down these stairs.
She was knocked unconscious and bled everywhere.
They rushed her to the hospital.
The bride who pushed the girl started receiving calls from the police and started ducking the calls.
I don’t know if there evenwasa wedding, tbh.
The bride was basically talking about cheating at the bachelorette party.
Shes a mess, LOL.”
u/B-Kong
9.
They then went to the lake where they read Bible verses.
I got bored and left.”
u/Voyager5555
10.
Thankfully, the only thing that happened as a result of the fall was a broken wrist."
u/Metfan722
11.
My friend had a naked stripper giving him a lap dance the whole nine yards.
Then, he threw up on her."
u/thewaynetrain
12.
“A relationship that had been sidelined by infidelity (on his part) ended up back together.
As good decisions go, they decided to push past the insecurities by getting married.
He planned his own bachelor party, and we were just along for the ride.
Her one rule: no naked girls.
We’d already spent what we brought.
Bouncers appeared from nowhere and politely prevented us from leaving until he settled up.
I had to help him drunkenly activate the PIN on his card to visit the ATM.
Guess who was monitoring his spending activity?
He flew home to an empty apartment.”
u/JohnGalt314
13.
The ladies went off and did our thing.
The men went off and did theirs.
One of the guys got so wasted on their outing that he pooped his pants.
We wouldnt let her; she could hardly even walk.
The guy is gross."
u/NaughtiestTimeline
14.
“Hosted luxury beach bonfires in a popular place for bachelorette parties in northwest Florida.
If the tosser makes it, the bride takes a drink.
If the tosser misses, they take a drink.
How someone didn’t call it in and complain, I have no idea.”
u/69MikeHoncho42069
15.
“The groom was drunk, and we were walking to the next spot.
He approaches a lady and said, ‘Oh my god, your dog is so beautiful!
And so are you!
Can I get your number?’
And she said yeah, but before she finished, he goes, ‘SIKE!
I’m getting married, hahahaha!’
and started sprinting down the street and jumped over another person in the party.
Just took off giggling.”
u/derpymcdooda
16.
He went home with her that night."
u/s0_Ca5H
17. u/Phabfive
18.
“The bachelorette party took place at a sports club where football games were being broadcast on television.
But, during the entire thing, an elderly man was sitting on a bar stool and watching football.
He was too obstinate to move, having been there before they arrived.
u/Chasiquat
19.
Eight guys, one bathroom.
Everyone was spewing from each end.
The groom barely made it through the ceremony before sprinting to the bathroom again.”
u/Electronic_Mango7905
20. u/Bubbafett33
21.
It was just a small city hall ceremony, so no huge deal.
They got a call from the city hall asking where they were.
They decided screw it, we’ll do it another time."
u/khendron
22.
“I am a guy who is friends with a lot of artsy women.
One of my friends was having a bachelorette party, and my wife and I were invited.
They were sketching a nude male model when we got there.
Yeah, pretty tame and boring compared to other stories, and Im fine with that.”
u/The_Urban_Genitalry
23.
They would scream at me to take a picture of them dancing and being picked up by random dudes.
Two of them slept with someone else (while in a committed closed relationship).
The next day, they wanted me to post the pictures for them.
I refused to get drawn into whatever drama they were trying to stir up.
It made the wedding awkward when I met their partners.
u/k_lo970
24.
The groom got shot in his left hand and was left with massive bruises.
The bride was mad because the ring photo was going to be ruined.
They managed to alter the shot just enough so that her hand covered most of the bruised areas.
Also, I got shot in the forehead, and I wasn’t wearing a hat just goggles.
It cut my head open and caused a lot of bruising.
In the wedding photos, I looked like I had just gotten in a brawl.
u/coochiesmoocher
25.
“This kind of happened on mine.
u/wannacreamcake
26.
“The stripper used hand sanitizer on the stag’s back and lit it on fire.
Of course, it didnt burn off right away like she (stupidly) expected.
Stag ended up in the hospital with second-degree burns to his entire back.
I still, to this day, can smell the burning flesh and back hair.”
u/chillibeanmachine
27.
“My roommate had her bachelorette party at a bar and brought everyone back to our apartment completely wasted.
I walked into the bathroom to find a turd in the bathtub.
He always was a dumbass.”
u/No-Singer-8471
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