Thanks, but no thanks.
“I once tried to impress a date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu.
I’ll never again pretend my taste buds can handle what they clearly can’t.
Lesson learned: ghost peppers aren’t a substitute for personality!”
“Spending time trying to get people to see why I’m worthwhile to be friends with.”
u/OhMyGodBearIsDriving
3.
“Assume that every coworker is a friend.”
“Hopefully chemotherapy.”
u/HarrySatchel
5.
“Be a bridesmaid.
It was nice for the experience but I had known the woman for less than a year.
Way too much drama for my liking.
u/EyePoor
7.
“Not taking care of my teeth.
Seriously guys, brush your teeth.”
“I’m open to marriage again but I’ll never do another actual wedding.
Too much unnecessary stress and drama.
Why do I care if my cousin I haven’t seen in 20 years is invited?
u/spb8982
9.
“New YorkCity on New Year’s Eve.”
10.“Hostels!
u/Ffleance
11.
“Getting wasted before a flight.”
“Doing anything before stretching.
I’m 33.”
u/impishboof
13.
“Intentionally acting stupid and immature.
For the first time in years, I have an actual friend group and it feels great.”
“Do a PhD….f–king hell!”
u/semifunctionalme
15.
“Bungee jumping was on my bucket list so I did it and hated every second of it.
“Dating a woman who says she loves you four days into the relationship.
To any guy or girl reading this, yo use it as a warning.
The only thing that’ll come out of a relationship like that is trouble.”
u/Jackhammer008
17.“Snorkeling.
Turns out I prefer to breathe with my head above water.”
The third time won’t be the charm.”
u/Puzzled_Fly8070
19.And finally, “Drinking.
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