Just a warning, some of these are absolutely heinous.
But in a way, they’resogood to read.
Seriously, I am concerned for some of you.
Here are some of the worst:
1.
“She was a pig.
She asked to borrow my suitcase.
When I found it in the basement three months later, it was full of garbage.
“Sophomore year of college, I was randomly assigned a roommate.
She seemed nice enough.
One day, I started noticing that some of my snacks had disappeared.
I confronted her about it and she denied stealing them.
“I had a roommate who was so gross.
She ate hot dogs out of the fridge as a snack.
She never cleaned her room, and left her worn underwear right by the door.
She then began refusing to clean up after her cat when it shat on the floor.”
“She never cleaned a dish bad enough.
But she was convinced if you shoved your dirty tissues between the couch cushions, they disappeared.
It was my couch.
When I moved out, it was FULL of used tissues.
We no longer speak.”
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6.
Where do I begin?
Because they were definitely competing to out-stupid each other.
They left little melted spots on the linoleum and formica and our motorcycle helmets.
They also stained the walls and carpet.”
“This happened to a friend of mine, but it’s incredible.
As far as I know, no one else from the apartment has heard from her since.”
He was not doing a good job of it and was using a very dull knife.”
“My ex-fiance and I had a roommate for a while.
She thought I was leaving him for her!
When she found out I wasn’t, she smeared blood all over her room and attacked me.
I had to get the cops involved.
She was five months behind on rent, so it wasn’t too hard to kick her out.
I love living alone now.”
“I lived with my cousin and her husband when moving out of state.
He hardly worked and never paid for anything.”
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“I moved in with a friend in nursing school, and we both worked at the same hospital.
It started out fine, until she started using my dishes and not washing them.
Fast-forward to endless parties until 3 a.m., knowing I had to work at 7!”
“One of my housemates at university didn’t know how to cook pasta when we first moved in.
I don’t know how old it was.
I couldn’t wait to move out after that.”
“Mine was just kinda weird.
When she would get stressed, she would rearrange and organize things.
“I had a roommate who was a self-proclaimed ‘nymphomaniac.’
She promptly left to go to her boyfriends house, leaving me to clean up after her.”
“My first roommate had 27 differently scented body washes, sprays, moisturizers, etc.
and she used every single one of them every day.
Everything stank to high heaven, including me and my clothes when I left the room.”
Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
