“Soap on cast iron pan.”
Let’s start some drama.
Start a fight in less than 5 words - cant be about politics!
And here are some of my favorites:
1.
“Soap on cast iron pan”
Soap on cast iron pan.
“Reclining is my right”
Reclining is my right.
“You’re acting like your mom”
You’re acting like your mom.
“Cilantro is the best herb”
Cilantro is the best herb
5.
“A hotdog is a taco”
A hotdog is a taco
6.
“Brad Pitt was never hot”
Brad Pitt was never hot.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza”
Pineapple belongs on pizza
8.
“Star Wars is boring”
Star Wars is boring.
“Chocolate is gross”
Chocolate is gross
10.
“Bruce Springsteen sucks, comprehensively”
Bruce Springsteen sucks, comprehensively.
“Game of Thrones is stupid”
Game of Thrones is stupid.
“Miracle Whip is the best!”
Miracle whip is the best!
“Pickles are absolutely disgusting”
Pickles are absolutely disgustinghttps://t.co/sEGCDY01Vm
14.
“Real estate agents are underpaid”
Real Estate Agents are underpaid.https://t.co/vvah6jZS1C
15.
“Shawshank Redemption is overrated”
Shawshank Redemption is overratedhttps://t.co/BO1hqYb8vC
16.
“Ranch beats blue cheese, period”
Ranch beats blue cheese, period.
“Will Ferrell simply isn’t funny”
Will Ferrell simply isn’t funny.
“Steak is gross”
Steak is gross.
“Always use the Oxford comma”
Always use the Oxford comma.
“Wine is better with ice”
Wine is better with ice.
“Cats are vastly superior pets”
Cats are vastly superior pets
22.
“Taylor Swift is overrated”
Taylor Swift is overrated.
“Diehard is/isn’t a Christmas movie”
Diehard is/isn’t a Christmas movie…
24.
“Real chili contains NO beans”
Real chili contains NO beans!
“A hot dog is a sammich”
A hot dog is a sammich.
“Chick fil a is overrated”
Chick fil a is overrated.
27.And lastly, just “Moist”
Moist
