“Said he didnt have kids on his profile.
Oh, so you lied, AND youre a shitty father?
goldenlion107
2.
“We’d been talking online for a bit and agreed to meet at Denny’s.
Naturally, I assumed we were going to eat dinner there, so I didn’t eat.
And that was it.
We talked for a bit, and then we left without eating.”
tammylovatob
3.
“I got a detailed description of his botched vasectomy.
Down to the pus color and everything…no second date.”
Llamallamallamallama
4.
Blue green
5.
“Just after we met for our first date, he said he’s always wanted to try Chinese.
I said we should go to this Chinese restaurant a friend had recommended.
He looked at me in confusion, which made me realize what he meant.”
Prolix
6.
“When I was 15, I went on a date with a cute 17-year-old who I randomly met.
He was super shy and passive and wouldnt even choose a parking spot without asking for my approval.
We ate dinner at Olive Garden.
“He talked all through dinner about himself nonstop and never asked me one question about myself.
I said, ‘No.’
He asked if I would do it on our second date?
I said, ‘No, we won’t be having a second date.’
Then, he got very upset and said, ‘But I had such a good time with you tonight!
How could you turn me down for a second date?’
I asked him what my last name was?
What did I do for a living, and did I have kids?
Did he learn anything about me at all?
He said he didn’t know.
He just looked at me and seemed honestly confused.
I doubt he ever figured out what went wrong.
d8n810641
8.
“Well, these make my top three seem rather tame.
There was the guy who told me he loved me on our first date.
The guy who spent three hours showing me pictures of airplanes while describing their various features.
And the guy who introduced me to his ex, who he still lived with.
And somehow, all three still seemed to be decent people.”
aditson
10.
“I was 19, and this boy asked me to go to Friendly’s.
It’s a cute little ice cream place in New York.
I got upstairs, and he showed me his baby’s bedroom.
He told me all about how his ex-girlfriend didn’t live there and all this stuff.
She wasn’t mad at me; she was just mad at him.”
erikasinclairkauffmann
11.
I found it weird he got his jacket, too, but oh well.
And then INSISTED that we go to my place.
I blocked him then and there.”
snailjuice
12.
“I have in all my dating profiles that I don’t want kids.
samantham46531ff01
13.
I left so fast.”
I could be tested without notice, and if a positive test was returned, I would be fired.
Not surprisingly, I went home immediately and blocked him.”
