It’s time to submit to the all powerful emus.
Some people have a relentless urge to do a SWOT analysis.
Let’s just say that the responses got ~verrrrry~ interesting.
TomoNews US / Viayoutube.com—u/ReallyCoolAndNormal
Here are the LOL-worthy (but, honestly real) picks of the lot…
1.
“Bakeries charging for sauce”
2.
“The price of KFC gravy has me begging for reform.”
“Mens three-quarter pants”
4.
Unfortunately, his body was never found, fuelling many speculations and conspiracy theories about his enigmatic death.
“He comes back and is like ‘Did you cunts even give a shot to look for me?
I’ve been floating like 1km away this whole time, I could see the shoreline!'”
u/ktr83
5.
“Bunnings sausage sizzle price increases”
7.
“That fucking spider hiding in the hallway”
8.
“Emus”
9.
“Tunneling bears”
10.
The gent also asks people to sit on his back and hold him down.
“Whatever it is, it must be something from inside Australia.”
u/ReallyCoolAndNormal
12.
“The bi-annual tax increase on beer”
14.
“I’d say Ninja Turtles are a bit of a worry”
15.
“My landlord.”
So, if you want to check out the more serious contributions,here is the full Reddit thread.
That being said, emus really do pose a threat to Australia’s safety.
Never forget, we really did lose a war to them.
Have any other suggestions?
Note: Some responses have been edited for clarity and length.
