“Let me be clear: Theyre boring and I hate them!”
so many people opened up.
Here are some of the top secrets below.

That’s what I told her, anyway.
The secret is that I purposefully make stuff for her to take.
“Weve been together for five years.

We met at a football game.
Our biggest thing in common is our love for ‘our team.’
Every Sunday for years, we get together to watch the games with her family.

Im not really into football.
u/Both-Outcome1586
3.
“I’m gone once a month for a mysterious workshop that he’s not allowed to ask about.

“My husband can’t whistle.
He always tries, but he just can’t get it.
The first few attempts, nothing happened.

So I whistled for them.
He was so proud!
Just grinning from ear to ear.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was me, still don’t.
It was so cute to see how happy he was.”
u/ImposterJ
5.

I’m not sure how long I’ll keep it a secret.
I’m just waiting for the right moment to reveal this surprise.”
“When he proposes to me, I have an engagement watch for him.

Its been five years and all I need is a nice box and ribbon.”
u/Shams_the_only
7.
She was ecstatic but still had no idea.
Worth every cent.”
“She farts in her sleep.
u/Higanbana_-
“I farted, and my husband started laughing like a child.
He told me why he was laughing.
I was tired, and now irritated that I got woken up.
I look at him and was like, ‘You woke me over this shit?’
It didn’t register what I said until he went into a howling fit and fell off the bed.
19 years later, he tells people my first fart knocked him out of bed.”
u/CylonsInAPolicebox
9.
They were also like chewing a brick.
I love that man.”
Five months until I can show her."
u/jayhof52
11.
“I accidentally used their favorite mug for a month and didnt confess.”
When she comes back home in a couple of days, I hope she loves it."
u/FlySuperb6189
13.
“We both recently got into Magic the Gathering.
For me, it was a return after 25 years of not playing, and she was new.
She even played in her first tournament at Gencon.”
“That I know my husband eats meat despite his insistence that hes vegetarian like me.
I dont care, but its cute that he doesnt think I know!
u/idonthavetoomanycats
15.
And let me be clear: Theyre stupid and boring, and I hate them!”